What absolute twaddle

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What absolute twaddle

PostPosted by HE Bates » Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:50 pm

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Re: What absolute twaddle

PostPosted by crooked » Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:58 pm

I think smoking should be banned and all other drugs legalised.
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Re: What absolute twaddle

PostPosted by HE Bates » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:13 pm

Tobacco is one of the finest drugs known to mankind!
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Re: What absolute twaddle

PostPosted by The Purveyor » Mon Oct 12, 2009 9:59 pm

I think anything which causes harm to human beings should be banned.

(Unless it's essential and until something better can be invented.)
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Re: What absolute twaddle

PostPosted by McFuck » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:27 am

The Purveyor wrote:I think anything which causes harm to human beings should be banned.


but who will decide what's good and what's bad? and where will it stop?
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Re: What absolute twaddle

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:06 pm

I think prohibition of anything should be banned.
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Re: What absolute twaddle

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Nov 09, 2009 7:08 pm

The Purveyor wrote:I think anything which causes harm to human beings should be banned.

(Unless it's essential and until something better can be invented.)




You do realise what kind of world you're calling for there right? It would probably be something like all those people in bubbles in the Matrix, only without the machines (small parts = choking hazard) and computer simulation (in case of epileptic seizures)
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Re: What absolute twaddle

PostPosted by The Purveyor » Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:22 pm

It was meant to provoke a discussion... :roll:
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Re: What absolute twaddle

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:57 pm

My head hurts. My head is a thing. The thing it hurts is me. I am a human. Therefore heads hurt humans. Therefore to make the human race happier we must remove all the heads!
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Re: What absolute twaddle

PostPosted by The Purveyor » Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:51 am

Withwine and I wrote:My head hurts. My head is a thing. The thing it hurts is me. I am a human. Therefore heads hurt humans. Therefore to make the human race happier we must remove all the heads!


The Purveyor wrote:I think anything which causes harm to human beings should be banned.
(Unless it's essential and until something better can be invented.)


Your head is essential to your survival; so, in this instance, I will not agree to your request for all human heads to be removed.
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Re: What absolute twaddle

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:06 am

I assume you are working on a better replacement then.
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Re: What absolute twaddle

PostPosted by Parkin » Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:31 am

Withwine and I wrote:I assume you are working on a better replacement then.


:thumbup: luckily I didn't have a mouthful of beer when i read that !! brilliant ! :thumbup:
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Re: What absolute twaddle

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Wed Feb 17, 2010 7:47 pm

The Purveyor wrote:It was meant to provoke a discussion... :roll:



And I started it off... :roll:
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