The virus fuckers shall rue the day

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The virus fuckers shall rue the day

PostPosted by HE Bates » Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:07 pm

Just been out of commission for 3 days. Fuckers.

Whole reformatting drama ensued and since I am a waster and slacker, never backed up latest software install programs etc. Whisky and carrots helped me through these most godawful days; oh, and reading The Name of the Rose so I may know the nature of evil best...
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Re: The virus fuckers shall rue the day

PostPosted by crooked » Sun Oct 25, 2009 1:51 pm

At risk of sounding incredibly smug, may I draw your attention to my posts in this thread:
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Re: The virus fuckers shall rue the day

PostPosted by McFuck » Sun Oct 25, 2009 5:25 pm

stop downloading porn
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Re: The virus fuckers shall rue the day

PostPosted by crooked » Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:32 pm

McFuck wrote:stop downloading porn


Also this.
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Re: The virus fuckers shall rue the day

PostPosted by HE Bates » Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:46 pm

crooked wrote:
McFuck wrote:stop downloading porn


Also this.


Stop downloading porn
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Re: The virus fuckers shall rue the day

PostPosted by HE Bates » Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:53 pm

O, er, sorry.

No, I suspect my girlfriend infected me - well, her machine. Via flash drive. Or some Russian site while following obscure links to historical Stalingrad pics. God knows. I only download porn from trusted sites, like Microsoft - mainly KB fixes.

But Crooked, good to know you are a Linux waxer. I shall probably soon ask you many and varied questions... if you like. I have been toying with switching to Linux, because I also want to say 'fuck you' to Microsoft. But some of my hardware is quite old and I am struggling to find Linux drivers. One of which would be for my modem. So, until I can find a Linux driver for my modem, it's bendover-soft for me.
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Re: The virus fuckers shall rue the day

PostPosted by crooked » Sun Oct 25, 2009 6:59 pm

Can't you just demand an ethernet modem from your ISP?
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Re: The virus fuckers shall rue the day

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:55 am

I got a free one from my isp, but that was the old pc.
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Re: The virus fuckers shall rue the day

PostPosted by HE Bates » Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:17 am

I got the cheaper deal (no modem) and got a hand-me-down usb modem from a friend. Two weeks later the ISP was offering free modems, but no chance of new no-free-modem people getting one. It is the way the game is played here, I guess.

It's all complicated. But now, finally, my machine is stable and I have backed up all the right and updated system software on one disc.

My machine is rather like Marwood's Jag - it's old and it's fucked. Parts for the bugger now cost 3 times what parts for a new machine might cost. And it's also one of those cobbled together machines. I need a new one, for sure, but I am skint, or flat as a razor blade, as people say in these parts.

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Re: The virus fuckers shall rue the day

PostPosted by Lostat » Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:34 pm

"Or some Russian site while following obscure links to historical Stalingrad pics."

Stop downloading historical Stalingrad porn, lol. :mrgreen:
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Re: The virus fuckers shall rue the day

PostPosted by jeff wode » Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:23 pm

Lostat wrote:"Or some Russian site while following obscure links to historical Stalingrad pics."

Stop downloading historical Stalingrad porn, lol. :mrgreen:


cue dodgy russian type porn background music,
"ah comrade, i see you are admiring my kalashnikov, isnt it a splendid example of glorious soviet superiority"
"its very impressive my dear, but if you think that is impressive, then why not slip out of that fur coat and pop outside for a little glasnost in my t34"
scene moves to a snowy outdoor set
"would you like to see my perestroikas"
"yes, they look very impressive, now pop up here and sit on my turret whilst i raise my weapon"
"niet my friend, not this week, the red army's in"

:D :D
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Re: The virus fuckers shall rue the day

PostPosted by Drugaddled » Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:11 am

I've always been a fan of marching with the red army. Waste of a week otherwise. Just put a towel down!
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Re: The virus fuckers shall rue the day

PostPosted by McFuck » Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:41 am

15. Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara

14. Trolling for Vampires

13. A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy

12. Saddling Old Rusty

11. Feelin' Menstru-riffic!

10. Clean-Up in Aisle One

9. Massacre at the Y

8. T-Minus 9 Months and Holding

7. Game Day for the Crimson Tide

6. Panty Shields Up, Captain!

5. Taking Carrie to the Prom

4. Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band

3. Ordering l'Omelette Rouge

2. Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp

1. Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
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Re: The virus fuckers shall rue the day

PostPosted by HE Bates » Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:10 am

:lol: :lol: :shock: :P :o :roll: :ganj: :high: :drunk: :mrgreen:

from computer viruses to menstrual euphemism in seven posts... whatever more?
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Re: The virus fuckers shall rue the day

PostPosted by jeff wode » Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:19 pm

im going no further. it was a thread like this that got me banned from the green forum!!
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