You guys don't mind if I hijack this thread and repurpose it back towards its original purpose, do you?
Because I went to see this Hamlet when it was playing in London. Of course, it would be just my luck that it was the very first day that David Tennant was out sick...
It was still a good play though, and I still got to see Patrick Stewart. Who continues to be awesome.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.