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Re: new book and The Chap mag

PostPosted by crooked » Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:21 pm

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Re: new book and The Chap mag

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Sun Oct 10, 2010 2:44 pm

Drugaddled wrote:
Ellietronic wrote:Yep. A good cup of tea is always appreciated. And good oral pleasure is appreciated even more. I think they'd be well worth sharing wine for. :D

Great stuff! The order of events should be thus...
Wine, followed by oral finished off with a cup of tea!
Or should we mix it up?


Nah that order sounds like a good one. Everything is better when it ends with a nice cup of tea. :D
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Re: new book and The Chap mag

PostPosted by oomska » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:54 pm

Ellietronic wrote:
Drugaddled wrote:
Ellietronic wrote:Yep. A good cup of tea is always appreciated. And good oral pleasure is appreciated even more. I think they'd be well worth sharing wine for. :D

Great stuff! The order of events should be thus...
Wine, followed by oral finished off with a cup of tea!
Or should we mix it up?


Nah that order sounds like a good one. Everything is better when it ends with a nice cup of tea. :D


Then the next question would be,
What would you like to dunk in your tea? A Hobnob? :wink:
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Re: new book and The Chap mag

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:46 pm

Yes please. :D
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Re: new book and The Chap mag

PostPosted by Drugaddled » Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:03 pm

Oh good choice!
Although a custard cream is top of my bikkie list!
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Re: new book and The Chap mag

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:32 pm

Yeah they're pretty good too.

Wait, what happened? One minute we were talking about oral sex now we're on the topic of biscuits... what happened?? :o
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Re: new book and The Chap mag

PostPosted by oomska » Wed Oct 13, 2010 4:39 pm

Ellietronic wrote:Yeah they're pretty good too.

Wait, what happened? One minute we were talking about oral sex now we're on the topic of biscuits... what happened?? :o



Well the change of topic all depends on the biscuit of choice, obviously the men males would prefer a Clit kat, whereas the girl females would prefer the proud Chocolate finger.

But going on this article oral sex is most definately the safer bet at any coffee morning.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... veals.html
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Re: new book and The Chap mag

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:33 pm

:lol:

Oh God...

One man even ended up stuck in wet concrete after wading in to pick up a stray biscuit.


I really hope they didn't waste the emergency service's time rescuing him. People who pull shit like that deserve their fate, it's just natural selection at work.
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Re: new book and The Chap mag

PostPosted by oomska » Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:25 pm

According to the survey

Custard creams get a risk rating of 5.63, the highest of all.

This compared to 1.16 for Jaffa cakes, which was the safest biscuit of all in the evaluation.

If the terrorists get their hands on a few pallet loads of custard creams and use them against us then we are all doomed :shock: the only way to defend ourselves would be with the Bourbon Biscuit and make Peter Kay our leader :roll:
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Re: new book and The Chap mag

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Wed Oct 13, 2010 8:46 pm

I'm certainly not voting for that fat unfunny bastard to be leader.
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Re: new book and The Chap mag

PostPosted by jeff wode » Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:16 pm

oomska wrote:
Ellietronic wrote:Yeah they're pretty good too.

Wait, what happened? One minute we were talking about oral sex now we're on the topic of biscuits... what happened?? :o



Well the change of topic all depends on the biscuit of choice, obviously the men males would prefer a Clit kat, whereas the girl females would prefer the proud Chocolate finger.




of course, some girls prefer the kit kat , cos you can get four fingers in a kit kat!!!
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Re: new book and The Chap mag

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:18 pm

Yeah but kit kat fingers are quite skinny...
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Re: new book and The Chap mag

PostPosted by oomska » Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:40 pm

Ellietronic wrote:Yeah but kit kat fingers are quite skinny...


So then it will have to be kit kat chunky, but stop being picky or im going to the late nite offy for a Toblerone. :twisted:
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Re: new book and The Chap mag

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:51 pm

Toblerones are ribbed. Do your worst. :D
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Re: new book and The Chap mag

PostPosted by crooked » Thu Oct 14, 2010 12:44 am

Bill Bailey said he got 4 Kit Kat Chunkies, melted them together and then picked it up pretending to be a midget.
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