phone box

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Re: phone box

PostPosted by jeff wode » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:06 pm

The Purveyor wrote:
HE Bates wrote:
Sod the philosophy - it's about the soundbite.



excellent soundbite btw
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Re: phone box

PostPosted by oomska » Mon Oct 11, 2010 11:26 pm

bastard behind the eyes wrote:Let's have a go then. I know it isn't exactly the same but look at the bonnet length on that

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Missed the opportunity to show off, which is not like me, so here is my old banger, basically just a Reliant Scimitar GT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97R572-jHac
More of a hobby than just a car as she needs a lot of care, its always a worry that she`s not going to get you to where you want to go but thats the fun unpredictability factor complete with a boot full of spares that have to be carted everywhere you go, Its probably easier to drive a fupping 3 wheeled tractor, you need forearms like Jeff Wode to do a 3 point turn and driving over a cigarette end with 1960s suspension is like going over the rough end of the Alps, trust me you dont want to get in my fume filled slipstream as you may as well be Maced in full the face.

But it all means nothing unless you have a beautiful girl in the passenger seat to give you directions. :D
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Re: phone box

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:08 pm

That's nice. Is it fibreglass body? (or is it asbestos I always get the two confused)
I know what you mean about unpredictability. My first car was a spitfire, the engine went, then the diff, then 2nd gear stopped working so certain gradients were out for me, turned on the radio once and the headlights went off, roof got slashed, local pyro tried to burn it etc etc ah but how I loved that car.
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Re: phone box

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:08 pm

Buying it was a dreadful mistake
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Re: phone box

PostPosted by oomska » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:27 pm

Ha yes the spitfire still a classic, these british cars will never be equalled the UK was superior in design during the 50s/60s/70s its a pity the build quality did not match up to it. :(
Yes a fibreglass body which should last forever as long as fire does not try to attack it and devour it in one helping, when they are good they are great but when they play up you have to use all of your ingenuity to get you back home with the usual angry queue of salesmens silver euro boxes choking in your wake, eat my smoke :twisted:
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Re: phone box

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:33 am

So - anyone want to see a picture of my bren gun, or my MG42 or Gatling gun?
I tell you when the fuckers come down my street with their, "give me your food, haven't you heard there is a depression and if you're not a socialist you're a cunt blather" they're gonna get some good old .303 in their fucking faces.
TERRIBLE CUNTS
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Re: phone box

PostPosted by HE Bates » Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:22 pm

Yes, pics of the guns please.

But please don't shoot the students. Who's going to take care of you when you're old and incontinent?
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Re: phone box

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:40 pm

Not students that's for sure - they are fucking useless. By all accounts nowadays they can't even spell.
Anyway if they come near me when I'm 85 I'll blow their balls off. Perhaps you mean who will pay the taxes?
Well I have no intention of taking anything off any other fucker be they taxpayer, government or student.
I shall live on an island again with nubiles like Heffner and be gloriously independent and have my bag changed by Miss Ukraine 2042.
I would post pictures but I can never remember how to and I don't think Crooked will do so for me as he thinks my wife and I are morons.

Obviously Heffner will not be a nubile in 2042, if indeed he ever was but you know what I meant
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Re: phone box

PostPosted by crooked » Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:31 am

bastard behind the eyes wrote: :cry:


Is all I could see.
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Re: phone box

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Sun Jan 09, 2011 9:32 pm

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