Are you one of the sheep that still believes coalition forces have invaded Afghanistan to stop terrorism and free the people from the Taliban ( storm troopers ) , if you can be bothered to turn your television off and put down the Daily star then read on.
I thought we were going to use the opium for the NHS? Or was that my solution to the poppy farmers being put out of work and the high prices of morphine? I can never remember what's real and what is not.
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...
And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
Everyone knows that our heroic troops are dying every day in Afghanistan because 19 blokes armed with nothing but Stanley knives and a copy of the Koran hijacked a few planes and then flew them around for a couple of hours without being shot down before crashing them in to some buildings which proceeded to collapse at nearly free-fall speed in a fashion eerily reminiscent of a controlled demolition.
ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE IS A FREEDOM HATING TERRORIST
The only lawyers who aren't cunts are lawyers who become lawyers just so they can out-lawyer all the lawyers who are cunts. Same with politicians, but anyone who gets into politics is guaranteed to become a terrible cunt within 2 years, tops.