Same kerfuffle, different CD forward slash, coaster, though letest news....
Hoards of at least several deluded fans were left cold, disappointed and searching for the off button on their hearing aids after literally queuing for some minutes at midnight outside Maud & Syds record emporium after it was announced the CD release of " Chemical Imbalance" from the Withnail inspired band called The Crowcrags was to be delayed.
A spokesman for Piggy Lane records who had already spoken to Edna the cleaning lady said a combination the wrong type of leaves, Lenny Henry and wet snow landing on a vital piece of equiptment had halted production at the massive sprawling garden shed production facility situated in the middle of fupping knowhere, it also did not help that Edna had misplaced her mop again.
A shocked local person who lives locally who has never even owned a cat, said the scenes outside Maud & Syds were undisorganised to say the least, in the resulting uncontrolled preamble for the door a passer by walking her goldfish, sadly managed to lose a shoe, this morning some flowers and a tea lite were placed neatly on the pavemenet were the footwear was lost, her family have been informed.
Jesus, what time is it? I feel perculiar.
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