Bloody everything...

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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:31 pm

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In folklore traced back to medieval legend, a succubus (plural succubi) is a female demon who takes the form of a woman in order to seduce men in their dreams, usually through sexual intercourse.[1] In modern times, a succubus may or may not appear in dreams and is often depicted as a highly attractive seductress or enchantress, while in the past succubi were generally depicted as frightening and demonic.[2] .



The female demon part is correct but as I don't munch female demon carpet I can't speak for the sex part. You would have to ask her spouse.

I also want to rant about the recent weather - 100+ temps and storms that keep blowing bits of my house off!



Something I have always found curious and it is a serious question, why do so many Americans build houses made of wood and other weak materials especially as high winds are pretty common your way. Only the Japs are worse with their paper houses
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by crooked » Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:35 pm

Americans just like to live in cardboard houses.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by oomska » Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:43 pm

I think they just like to tempt the big bad wolf onto their property to try and blow their houses down, then they have an excuse to blow the wolfs head off with an arsenal of weaponry that they keep in the toy box as soon as wolfy steps across that picket fence. :D
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:32 pm

So, you see the Americans as gun wielding maniacs do you? Isn't that only the texans? :lol:
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by McFuck » Wed Jul 28, 2010 3:12 am

I didn't build the house, or buy it for that matter. My last house was very sensibly built of concrete blocks, as it was in hurricane alley.

and I don't have a gun, but I can get you one if you want. It is my right to arm bears, er, bear arms! and bare arms too.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by HE Bates » Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:35 am

People who live in cardboard houses shouldn't throw water bombs.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by jeff wode » Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:43 pm

everything pisses me off these days. i was going to post what pisses me off most on this thread. but i cant. even trying to make a list of all the things that piss me off in to some kind of order pisses me off. there is so much that pisses me off that i cant even begin to think which things piss me off more than the other things that piss me off, but not as much. and even that thought pisses me off.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by McFuck » Sat Aug 28, 2010 2:12 am

I think you'll calm down once you get the steroids out of your system.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by HE Bates » Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:48 pm

Going to a social event where you have to grin at and bear really silly conversation or logical errors and when you point out the logical error you're considered a bastard and a spoiler... Fuck people!
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by McFuck » Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:47 pm

indeed! my sentiments exactly, present company excluded.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:02 am

I've just had to put up with girls at work having a laugh about last night. About when they went to a club after work. A night out I wasn't invited on, for whatever reason. I'm pissed off.

I hate people. :(
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by HE Bates » Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:28 am

Fuck them. You probably would have been bored after 20 mins, Ellie.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:06 pm

Haha true. Last time I went to the club they went to I was bored senseless. The music was shit, it was full of idiots, the floor was sticky, the drinks were too expensive, and I managed to attract some dickhead who then proceeded to have a tantrum because I wouldn't go back to his with him. Oh how I laughed as I walked through town to get a taxi home, I'd never been so glad to be alone and leaving a club. :lol:

I'm just pissy cause an invite at least would have been nice. :x
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:37 pm

As H.E Bates said fuck em, little scrubbers they love it.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by HE Bates » Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:52 pm

Ellietronic wrote:... an invite at least would have been nice. :x


How right you are. Then at least one has the choice of saying no.

I once observed, from across a canal, the behaviour of the yoof outside a 'wine-bar' once when I did manage to visit your shores a few years ago. Young women in heels and make-up, looking like aged tarts, prancing around fancy as tits (if they weren't stumbling over the cobble-stone). The young men also drunk and loud. Who in any case wants a bum wiggle and a knee bend when you're that pissed or with someone who is as pissed?
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