Bloody everything...

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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:21 pm

I agree completely. People my age piss me off enough when they're sober, when they're drunk they're unbearable. There's a reason I don't go clubbing any more and people my age is it.

I'm twenty-three next month and my ideal night in is sitting on the sofa with cake and fine wine. I am officially an old woman.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by The Purveyor » Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:25 pm

Whatever you do... don't start knitting.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:25 pm

I won't. I haven't got the patience for it. :P

I do have a strong urge to collect cats thought...
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:44 am

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Location: not from london y' know everything pisses me off these days. i was going to post what pisses me off most on this thread. but i cant. even trying to make a list of all the things that piss me off in to some kind of order pisses me off. there is so much that pisses me off that i cant even begin to think which things piss me off more than the other things that piss me off, but not as much. and even that thought pisses me off.



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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:47 am

Ellietronic wrote:I won't. I haven't got the patience for it. :P

I do have a strong urge to collect cats thought...



Do cats have thoughts?

Reminds me of that brilliant Stan Laurel line "do ghosts have milk"
I'll track it down if anyone's interested.
anyone?

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anyone at all?
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:26 pm

That should have been 'though'. Obviously I should spell check more carefully when I'm drunk. :lol:
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:41 am

that would be an interesting hobby, collecting cats' thoughts
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by crooked » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:45 am

Surely the whole collection would amount to "What the fuck was that?", "Mmmmmmm sweeeeeeeeeet!!!!!", "Haven't licked that bit of me for a while", "Hungry!", "God damn I am tired", "That table leg is mine" and "Oh god I wish I had toilet roll".

Not much of a collection, really.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:35 pm

Rant time!!

I've hurt my fucking back by sleeping on it awkwardly the other night and I'm in a lot of pain.
Last night the pain was solved with a bottle of wine and a lot of Jack Daniels, but I can't do that every bloody night.

Suggestions to ease the pain please people.

No Camberwell Carrot suggestions though, as I've already thought of that and ruled it out for many reasons.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by crooked » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:16 pm

Get some valium off the doctor. Not only will it sort out your back, if there's any left over when it's better you can abuse it by mixing it with booze. :thumbup:
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:42 pm

That's an excellent idea, but I'm not registered with a doctor in the area I'm in at the moment, and I'm moving tomorrow anyway, and I'm betting by the time I DO register with another doctor the pain will have gone anyway, so no valium for me. :(

Suppose I could always lie and say I'm still in agony anyway just so I have a handy valium suppy for next time this happens.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by crooked » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:47 pm

There's bound to be a walk in centre in your area. They are open 24/7 I think.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by oomska » Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:53 pm

Ellietronic wrote:Rant time!!

I've hurt my fucking back by sleeping on it awkwardly the other night and I'm in a lot of pain.
Last night the pain was solved with a bottle of wine and a lot of Jack Daniels, but I can't do that every bloody night.

Suggestions to ease the pain please people.

No Camberwell Carrot suggestions though, as I've already thought of that and ruled it out for many reasons.


Sounds like you need working on girl :D , ahem by a professional osteopath / chiropractor :thumbup: , alternately move your bath onto a ley line, fill to 60% with hot wet water, make some surface bubbles,( not from farting ) open a bottle of red ( allow to breathe for 15mins if you can wait ) then set fire to some candles and immerse body for 1 hour, if all esle fails become a Tortoise. :thumbup:
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:01 pm

I think I'll go for the tortoise option. Seems the easiest. And the most fun.
I really don't need any more wine after last night. :P
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by HE Bates » Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:47 pm

'Wet water'? Good heavens, there must be things most wondrous up north!

Anyhoo, week from hell please just FUCK OFF!

And, what the fuck is Justin Bieber doing in the 'Other Entertainment' forum? Shouldn't he be in the Rant Lounge?

That feels much better :thumbup: :high:
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