Bloody everything...

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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:19 am

Taking the piss out of him counts as entertainment.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by McFuck » Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:25 am

I agree. Hopefully when he hits puberty his voice will change and he'll break out in massive zits.

funny though, I've never actually heard him sing. Just the sight of him makes me want to kill him.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by oomska » Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:37 am

Ellietronic wrote:I think I'll go for the tortoise option. Seems the easiest. And the most fun.
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Thats it you know it makes sense, seeing as the tortoise has no spine that ellieminiates the pain, plus you are allowed to hibernate for long periods :P
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by oomska » Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:46 am

McFuck wrote:I agree. Hopefully when he hits puberty his voice will change and he'll break out in massive zits.

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Not sure if the record company will allow him to reach puberty as with the Jonas brothers they have removed all of his genitalia so he stays single and thus always available to all pre pubescent girls who will continue to buy his bubble gum music and rack in the profits for the producers, when his time in the spotlight ends he will be de brained FBI style and you will most likely find him pushing a shopping cart / trolley around the back streets of Wounded Knee, South Dakota.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by McFuck » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:06 pm

didn't one of the Jonas Brothers get married? or was that a publicity stunt?
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by crooked » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:55 am

If you don't stop talking about the Jonas whores and that little Bieber girl I will be forced to expel you from this sore and sick community.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by McFuck » Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:40 pm

SIR YES SIR!
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:44 pm

crooked wrote:If you don't stop talking about the Jonas whores and that little Bieber girl I will be forced to expel you from this sore and sick community.


That Bieber girl was spotted snogging some girl by a tourist who took photos and sold them to the newspapers recently, I saw it online the other day. Made me laugh, once the fans see it there'll be teenage hearts breaking all over the world. And this make me laugh because I am cruel. Hahaa. :D

Although I am genuinely suprised he's not gay. The hair suggests he is.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:24 pm

Ellietronic wrote:
Although I am genuinely suprised he's not gay. The hair suggests he is.


I'd like to hold him down and shave his head, then ship him off to the army.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Making Time » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:03 pm

McFuck wrote:
oomska wrote:You would have to ask her spouse.


Don't forget the mailman... and the phone repair man... and...
... followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman, who had red hair and a book of poetry stained with the butter drips from crumpets.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Wrigglesworth » Sun May 18, 2014 8:53 pm

All this talk of pop stars is making me feel old. The last time I was on this forum some of these people didn't exist. At all!
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Making Time » Wed May 28, 2014 2:49 pm

McFuck wrote:I'd like to hold him down and shave his head, then ship him off to the army.


THE GLOVES! DON'T ATTEMPT ANYTHING WITHOUT THE GLOVES!!
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Wrigglesworth » Wed May 28, 2014 5:03 pm

Bieber - two pound ten a tit, and a fiver for his arse
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Making Time » Sat Jun 07, 2014 3:28 am

Wrigglesworth wrote:Bieber - two pound ten a tit, and a fiver for his arse


He wants to get down there and have sex with those cows.
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