Bloody everything...

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Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:05 pm

I'm posting this from my housemate's computer as I've snapped the connecter lead for my laptop, which means the power has run out and I can't charge it up. Buying a new lead will cost me about £50 and I'm broke. Ha.

I'm so angry right now I could break something.

Come on people, what's pissed you off recently? Please tell me I'm not alone with my rage for everything.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by HE Bates » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:38 pm

The world has; and it continues to piss me off.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:57 pm

At the moment I'd like to chuck the vast majority of everything into a bin because I just don't fucking care about it and all it does is get in the way.
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by McFuck » Sun Jul 25, 2010 4:57 pm

I would have to agree with everyone else, but most recently my neighbor has pissed me off. She's going thru menopause and turned into a succubus, or maybe been replaced with her evil twin. I won't go into the gory details but she's totally written me off for not returning her email. Of course I have no problems of my own, so everything is about her and her hysterical hormones. God help her poor unsuspecting husband!
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by crooked » Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:27 pm

Ellietronic wrote:I'm posting this from my housemate's computer as I've snapped the connecter lead for my laptop, which means the power has run out and I can't charge it up. Buying a new lead will cost me about £50 and I'm broke. Ha.


Post the make and model of your laptop and I will try and find you a cheaper power lead. Also you say snapped? Where exactly? It might be repairable.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:56 pm

I'm currently trying to buy a house and my solicitor is pissing me off with his fees, £160 fucking quid an hour. BASTARDS.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by McFuck » Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:23 pm

wtf do you need a solicitor for when buying a house?
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Sun Jul 25, 2010 7:26 pm

Kind of lawyer, not a prostitute.
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:45 pm

McFuck wrote:wtf do you need a solicitor for when buying a house?

Because you need a degree in rocket science if you don't have one.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by oomska » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:24 pm

McFuck wrote:I would have to agree with everyone else, but most recently my neighbor has pissed me off. She's going thru menopause and turned into a succubus, or maybe been replaced with her evil twin. I won't go into the gory details but she's totally written me off for not returning her email. Of course I have no problems of my own, so everything is about her and her hysterical hormones. God help her poor unsuspecting husband!



I like the sound of your neighbour if this is the wiki definition......

In folklore traced back to medieval legend, a succubus (plural succubi) is a female demon who takes the form of a woman in order to seduce men in their dreams, usually through sexual intercourse.[1] In modern times, a succubus may or may not appear in dreams and is often depicted as a highly attractive seductress or enchantress, while in the past succubi were generally depicted as frightening and demonic.[2] .

Now why cant I have sexy succubus succumbing to type dreams in my sleep.


My milkman is pissing me offf at the mo I keep asking him to leave the milk out of the sunlight as dont like warm milk on me asda raisin crunch in the morning, its as serious as that.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:38 pm

crooked wrote:
Post the make and model of your laptop and I will try and find you a cheaper power lead. Also you say snapped? Where exactly? It might be repairable.


The little bit that plugs into your laptop snapped off, with half of it left inside, but I got it out with pliers.
The guys I spoke to in Maplins advised me to buy a cheap new head for it and have it soldered on to the old lead, rather than spand a shitload of a whole new lead, so I'm trying that tomorrow. Hopefully it'll work but if not I'm gonna have to buy a new lead.

My laptop is a Hewlett Packard Compaq one. Dunno if that helps or not.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by crooked » Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:07 pm

Yeah I would go for a new end rather than a whole new power supply. Let me know how you get on.
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:41 pm

I will do. I'm going to have it soldered tomorrow anyway, so hopefully it'll work. I can't live without my music and it's all on my fecking laptop. :(
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by McFuck » Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:55 pm

oomska wrote:
In folklore traced back to medieval legend, a succubus (plural succubi) is a female demon who takes the form of a woman in order to seduce men in their dreams, usually through sexual intercourse.[1] In modern times, a succubus may or may not appear in dreams and is often depicted as a highly attractive seductress or enchantress, while in the past succubi were generally depicted as frightening and demonic.[2] .



The female demon part is correct but as I don't munch female demon carpet I can't speak for the sex part. You would have to ask her spouse.

I also want to rant about the recent weather - 100+ temps and storms that keep blowing bits of my house off!
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Re: Bloody everything...

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:29 pm

Ellietronic wrote:
crooked wrote:
Post the make and model of your laptop and I will try and find you a cheaper power lead. Also you say snapped? Where exactly? It might be repairable.


The little bit that plugs into your laptop snapped off, with half of it left inside, but I got it out with pliers.
The guys I spoke to in Maplins advised me to buy a cheap new head for it and have it soldered on to the old lead, rather than spand a shitload of a whole new lead, so I'm trying that tomorrow. Hopefully it'll work but if not I'm gonna have to buy a new lead.

My laptop is a Hewlett Packard Compaq one. Dunno if that helps or not.


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