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Justin Bieber

PostPosted by McFuck » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:01 am

HOW CAN WE MAKE HIM DIE?


"the last train will leave Timonium, Md. at midnight to take people home from pop star Justin Bieber's performance at the Maryland state fair.

The sold-out concert begins at 7 p.m."
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Re: Justin Bieber

PostPosted by shagsack » Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:39 pm

He's a living, breathing advertisement for contraception. He makes me want to run amok with a machete in an orphanage.
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Re: Justin Bieber

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:11 pm

Haha someone showed me a video online the other day of him being hit by a bottle when he was performing. :lol:

But yeah, the little shit needs shooting. How can we make it die?
McFuck you're in the US and therefore closer to him than the rest of us. Thus the responsibility of getting rid of him falls to you primarily. :D
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Re: Justin Bieber

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:51 am

Ellietronic wrote:Haha someone showed me a video online the other day of him being hit by a bottle when he was performing. :lol:

But yeah, the little shit needs shooting. How can we make it die?
McFuck you're in the US and therefore closer to him than the rest of us. Thus the responsibility of getting rid of him falls to you primarily. :D



Maybe you wanted to be shagged/loved by somone like that when you were 14 and you weren't and now you're bitter.

Jus sayin', like.

Then again maybe he is a twat/cunt. I have no idea, not avvin no idiot lantern 'n' that like, ya knaa

Hey do I pass as a yoof, do I, eh?
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Re: Justin Bieber

PostPosted by HE Bates » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:34 am

Perhaps get McFuck to send some armed pubic wigs?
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Re: Justin Bieber

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:25 pm

bastard behind the eyes wrote:
Maybe you wanted to be shagged/loved by somone like that when you were 14 and you weren't and now you're bitter.

Jus sayin', like.

Then again maybe he is a twat/cunt. I have no idea, not avvin no idiot lantern 'n' that like, ya knaa

Hey do I pass as a yoof, do I, eh?


Oh you've totally caught me out. Why do pretty good looking famous boys never want me? Thanks for bringing up repressed memories of my lonely teenage years. :(
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Re: Justin Bieber

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:03 pm

I feel your pain
I only projected my own wishes/bitter repressed memories onto you. I need someone to come round and help me with my problems
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Re: Justin Bieber

PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:30 pm

Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?
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Re: Justin Bieber

PostPosted by crooked » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:02 am

I have no idea either.
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Re: Justin Bieber

PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:39 am

google him
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Re: Justin Bieber

PostPosted by crooked » Thu Sep 09, 2010 4:40 am

Or maybe I should delete this thread to decrease his google rank by 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%
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Re: Justin Bieber

PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:52 am

McFuck wrote:google him

Can't be arsed, he's obviously a twat.
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Re: Justin Bieber

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Thu Sep 09, 2010 2:32 pm

bastard behind the eyes wrote:I feel your pain
I only projected my own wishes/bitter repressed memories onto you. I need someone to come round and help me with my problems


Me too. Although I think the only way I'll get over my problems is by Justin Bieber declaring his love for me.
I'm going to go and have a cry now.

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Re: Justin Bieber

PostPosted by McFuck » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:34 pm

well, here's proof that he's a twat and needs to be eliminated:

"An eyewitness tells E! News that a state trooper — soaked below the belt courtesy of a direct Bieber balloon hit — was ready to slap the cuffs on the teen prior to his sold-out performance at the Maryland State Fair on Sunday, but that Bieber's bodyguard managed to talk him out of it."

I rest my case.
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Re: Justin Bieber

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:50 pm

Thanks McFuck, case closed.

Anyone seen that video of him being hit by a bottle at a concert? Pure hilarity. :lol:

I'm torn between admiration for whoever threw it, and pity for them, since they were at a Bieber concert in the first place.
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