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that crazy Christian extremist preacher

PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:08 pm

Anyone following this story? Dude wants to burn the Koran on Saturday.
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Re: that crazy Christian extremist preacher

PostPosted by crooked » Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:27 pm

He's no Fred Phelps.
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Re: that crazy Christian extremist preacher

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:21 am

Wouldn't the christian day of sunday be a tad more appropriate since it's the lord's day and whatnot?

I think the crazy twat would be better burning himself anyway, not some fucking book. Supid prick.
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Re: that crazy Christian extremist preacher

PostPosted by McFuck » Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:23 am

Saturday is Sept 11. Asshole changed his mind now. Maybe Jesus flew down and gave him a buggering.
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Re: that crazy Christian extremist preacher

PostPosted by HE Bates » Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:54 am

This guy is clearly a nutjob, but, as someone from a, erm, Saracen background, I think people are also making too big a thing out of this. I mean, there are millions of copies of the Koran; he can't burn all of them.

It's a symbolic act, for sure; but that's what people should take and ignore. It's just a symbolic act. Muslims should ignore it; their faith should be stronger. If you believe in God and his stuff, you should then believe that neither God nor his stuff can be burned.
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Re: that crazy Christian extremist preacher

PostPosted by crooked » Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:10 am

I might publicly burn a complete box set of Star Trek TOS just to enraged the Trekkers.
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Re: that crazy Christian extremist preacher

PostPosted by McFuck » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:05 pm

TOS would be Trekkies, Trekkers are the next generation.
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Re: that crazy Christian extremist preacher

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Fri Sep 10, 2010 3:48 pm

I might burn the script of Withnailandi - the original signed copy. Picked it up on Mount Sinai
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Re: that crazy Christian extremist preacher

PostPosted by HE Bates » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:27 pm

Bastard, don't be a bastard! How can you burn the one thing that is holy to us here! This is a provocation! An act of barbarism! Fascist!




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Re: that crazy Christian extremist preacher

PostPosted by McFuck » Fri Sep 10, 2010 6:36 pm

Now I hear (in the news) that the dim-witted reverend hasn't decided on the burning. Apparently he's still praying over it. Jesus tap-dancing Christ already! Shit or get off the pot!

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Re: that crazy Christian extremist preacher

PostPosted by crooked » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:50 am

I can't help but imagine a situation where when you die you find yourself before god and he is sitting there with a clipboard with one eye on the clock and half a mind on how many minutes there are until pub o'clock. He would impatiently click his pen in and out, reciting the same questions he has been asking since mankind learned to read and write six thousand years ago:

"Right Mr Jones, there was absolutely no evidence for my existence, in fact all logical philosophical arguments pointed to the contrary. Which version of the fictional story did you believe?"

"I'm sorry, what?"

Rolling his eyes: "What religion were you?"

"Oh I was a Presbyterian Christian. I followed your teachings to the letter. I didn't have sex before I married, I never took drugs, I took alcohol only in moderation and I was fruitful and multiplied."

SLAM! Goes the red rubber stamp damning poor Mr Jones to hell.

"Clearly you are an idiot. Get out of my sight, NEXT!"



"Ahh Mr Hitchens, lost the battle with the big C I see."

"What a curiously ironic side effect of fatal oxygen deprivation. No doubt this hallucination shall promptly end as my synapses cease to fire."

"You'll never believe this, Chris. Come with me..."
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Re: that crazy Christian extremist preacher

PostPosted by Tennyson » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:35 am

Crooked, your writing has real literary potential. Is it any wonder nobody bothers buying newspapers any more when this stuff is free. BTW, do you really sit at your computer typing in the wee hours of the morning, or is the timer on this website [note highly technical language] out of kilter?
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Re: that crazy Christian extremist preacher

PostPosted by crooked » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:38 am

I mostly do it on my phone when I'm pissed in the middle of the night.
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Re: that crazy Christian extremist preacher

PostPosted by Tennyson » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:53 am

Blimey, that was quick. All right, I believe you. You're not a vampire who only walks at night. Anyone with a spooky black cat raises suspicions, you know.

BTW, I've just had to sample some porn sent on spec to a perfectly decent publisher (who's horrified) and "I do it on my phone in the middle of the night when I'm pissed" sounds like a good description of this "author's" technique... Hold on while I plug in the shredder.
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Re: that crazy Christian extremist preacher

PostPosted by McFuck » Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:41 pm

:lol:

thankfully it seems the rev's 15 minutes of fame are over and he has been exposed as a fucktard.

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