Tailbert Ma` Parkins residence

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Re: Tailbert Ma` Parkins residence

PostPosted by The Purveyor » Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:47 pm

That's if we believe you.

The online flirting was, um, interesting. Talk of Toblerones, the lot. :lol:
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Re: Tailbert Ma` Parkins residence

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Sat Oct 30, 2010 8:59 pm

Go on tell us - who are all these mysterious people? We won't tell anyone, will we
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Re: Tailbert Ma` Parkins residence

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Sat Oct 30, 2010 9:02 pm

McFuck wrote:really? who were the others? besides you.

bastard - call me, we'll talk.


You want me to call you "bastard"? or you want me to call you "we'll talk"
Sorry not very good at this online flirting stuff. What's your number and I'll give it a bash on the phone, if you like, "bastard" ma cherie.

Ellie, how do you do this online and farmhouse-based flirting? give me a few tips on how to get McFuck into a phonebox
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Re: Tailbert Ma` Parkins residence

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Sun Oct 31, 2010 2:03 pm

Bastard, I have no advice to give. I have no idea how to flirt, I have no social skills whatsoever as my friend once pointed out to me. :P

Although oomska tempted me into the phonebox with him with a promise of a cup of tea, toblerones and my own pet kitten, so maybe you could try that with McFuck?
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Re: Tailbert Ma` Parkins residence

PostPosted by HE Bates » Sun Oct 31, 2010 3:53 pm

I've basically been flirting with people on here since I joined, but no one bloody well noticed. Now I just flirt with myself.
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Re: Tailbert Ma` Parkins residence

PostPosted by McFuck » Sun Oct 31, 2010 5:32 pm

aw poor Bates! I've forgotten how to flirt. Is there a web site offering lessons?
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Re: Tailbert Ma` Parkins residence

PostPosted by The Purveyor » Mon Nov 01, 2010 3:40 pm

"Get yer coat - you've pulled," usually works for women.

If you're a man, that line may result in a slap on the face.
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Re: Tailbert Ma` Parkins residence

PostPosted by HE Bates » Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:01 pm

But that wouldn't be flirting, would it?

Flirting doesn't look for sex, as such. Or am I terribly old fashioned?
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Re: Tailbert Ma` Parkins residence

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:54 pm

I have heard that flirting is an essential part of human communication used in situations where sex or relationships are not considered by either party, but merely as a form of advanced social pleasantry and conversational tool, and that people without the ability to flirt are hugely harmed by this lack in their social repertoire.
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Re: Tailbert Ma` Parkins residence

PostPosted by McFuck » Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:05 am

Flirting is a common form of social interaction whereby one person obliquely indicates a romantic or sexual interest towards another. It can consist of conversation, body language, or brief physical contact. It may be one-sided or reciprocated (encouraged) with intentions of getting to know that person on a higher level.


or a lower level :lol:
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Re: Tailbert Ma` Parkins residence

PostPosted by jeff wode » Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:44 am

oomska wrote:Ha ha, I fuppin should be so lucky, the true story is less exciting, Ellie did make it very clear "touch me again and Im calling the fuzz".............
I appear in court a week on Monday.



sure it wasnt "call me again and you'll be touching the fuzz"?? things can get very confusing out in the wilds of cumbria. :lol: :lol:
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Re: Tailbert Ma` Parkins residence

PostPosted by jeff wode » Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:47 am

bastard behind the eyes wrote: give me a few tips on how to get McFuck into a phonebox



offer to show her your balls. she couldnt get enough of mine!! but be warned, youve a lot to live up to!!!!!!!! eh mcfuck??? :lol: :lol:
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Re: Tailbert Ma` Parkins residence

PostPosted by jeff wode » Tue Nov 02, 2010 2:52 am

oomska wrote:Ha ha, I fuppin should be so lucky, .


ahh good old fuppin father ted!!
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Re: Tailbert Ma` Parkins residence

PostPosted by McFuck » Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:03 am

I concur; Mr Wode's balls are unimaginable!
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Re: Tailbert Ma` Parkins residence

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:36 pm

jeff wode wrote:
oomska wrote:Ha ha, I fuppin should be so lucky, the true story is less exciting, Ellie did make it very clear "touch me again and Im calling the fuzz".............
I appear in court a week on Monday.



sure it wasnt "call me again and you'll be touching the fuzz"?? things can get very confusing out in the wilds of cumbria. :lol: :lol:


Are you suggesting I'm a slag and would offer it up on a plate to a dirty scouser? How dare you sir. :P
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