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The joy of farting

PostPosted by oomska » Sat Oct 30, 2010 6:58 pm

Now listen here, farting is globally universally funny even in the more reserved south of Englandshire shire, the strange thing is, the descriptions do seem to match up sounds.

My personal favourite, if you have to have one is " ANUS MADNESS "

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm
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Re: The joy of farting

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:58 pm

Nah clucking chicken is the best. :lol:
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Re: The joy of farting

PostPosted by oomska » Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:07 pm

I have just realised that you can get all the farts going at the same time, I started at the top and worked my way to the bottom. :roll:

Now all I have to do is find out how to get " commodetion " as my new RING-tone.

Get it "RING-tone". oh fuck it, as confuscious would say whilst in the bath " he who have certain need or desire to explain his own mouth jokes simply means they were shite in the first place"
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Re: The joy of farting

PostPosted by crooked » Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:45 pm

I'll make you a ringtone with it if it wasn't just a shit joke and you actually want it.
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Re: The joy of farting

PostPosted by oomska » Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:02 pm

crooked wrote:I'll make you a ringtone with it if it wasn't just a shit joke and you actually want it.


Definately I want it, or if you can do Anus madness or both, fuck it let`s go mad and burn all the furniture, yes i suppose it was a shit joke as well.
Not a word to anyone else, or they will all want one :D
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Re: The joy of farting

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:22 pm

crooked wrote:I'll make you a ringtone with it if it wasn't just a shit joke and you actually want it.


Haha, don't encourage him. :P
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Re: The joy of farting

PostPosted by crooked » Sun Nov 07, 2010 8:42 pm

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Re: The joy of farting

PostPosted by oomska » Sun Nov 07, 2010 9:04 pm

Nice one, just bearing in mind they will be downloaded on my works phone, just anticipating the next very important work safety meeting and coincidental incoming call :lol:
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