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how often do you get one in?

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:19 pm

Withnail quotes into everyday conversation?
I do at least once a day. My wife is a long suffering non fan but even she has started now. Luckily I have several neighbours I can do it with as well. It is that sort of village. I don't mean this to sound sadly double entendreish, it just came out like that in a simple honest way.

Not related but I read a good one today. A woman was writing about how she had been walking along in a short skirt and another woman approached her staring at her and stuck her hand up her skirt and then scuttled off. Awful of course but she mentioned later the phrase, "fed the pony" I've never heard it before. Pretty good I reckon.
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Re: how often do you get one in?

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:06 am

I've got a few into general conversation tonight. Well done me. :D
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Re: how often do you get one in?

PostPosted by McFuck » Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:21 am

almost never, and if I do all I get are blank stares.

stupid country.
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Re: how often do you get one in?

PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:16 am

Several a day.
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Re: how often do you get one in?

PostPosted by Appletreeman » Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:25 pm

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Re: how often do you get one in?

PostPosted by HE Bates » Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:30 pm

I talk to the trees but they don't listen to me.
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Re: how often do you get one in?

PostPosted by oomska » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:35 pm

From a slightly different view, how many times have you been in a situation that you thought later on I could have uttered this,that or the other quote and probably got away with it.
We recently drove headfirst into a private car park and the 2 attendants refused us admission, afterwards I realised, fupp, I should have shouted, whilst wagging my imaginary cake knife finger in their faces,.............. ""We are multi-millionaries, we'll buy this place and fire you all immediately", But the moment had slipped my gasp, I believe it is called the spirit of the stairs.
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Re: how often do you get one in?

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:50 pm

Would they have admitted you if you had reversed in? I don't get it.
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Re: how often do you get one in?

PostPosted by bluejon » Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:09 pm

Every day.We've just got a new kitten called Monty who keeps climing up the xmas tree.I now shout "Monty you terrible c**nt!" at various intervals now! :evil:
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Re: how often do you get one in?

PostPosted by The Purveyor » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:31 pm

bluejon wrote:Every day.We've just got a new kitten called Monty who keeps climing up the xmas tree.I now shout "Monty you terrible c**nt!" at various intervals now! :evil:

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Re: how often do you get one in?

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:15 pm

Yesterday when pouring wine into tumblers 'I'm afraid we must drink from these, I hope their shapes will not offend your palettes'.

And at least two more in the last couple of days, I just can't remember, I'm always doing them.
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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Re: how often do you get one in?

PostPosted by HE Bates » Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:13 am

I laugh every time I see the subject heading.

I try and get one in everyday, to anyone, even if they are ignorants. I then laugh to myself. Terrible c*nts.
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Re: how often do you get one in?

PostPosted by McFuck » Tue Dec 21, 2010 4:29 am

lol @ Monty!
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Re: how often do you get one in?

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Tue Dec 21, 2010 8:57 am

Withwine and I wrote:Yesterday when pouring wine into tumblers 'I'm afraid we must drink from these, I hope their shapes will not offend your palettes'.

And at least two more in the last couple of days, I just can't remember, I'm always doing them.


Hey Withwine, I know you drink a lot but should you be drinking paint?
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Re: how often do you get one in?

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:00 am

HE Bates wrote:I laugh every time I see the subject heading.

I try and get one in everyday, to anyone, even if they are ignorants. I then laugh to myself. Terrible c*nts.


My Dear HE,
I know exactly what you mean. If there are a few in the know within earshot it is always worth a quote. But if there aren't I simply do it for my own amusement and damn their odd looks at my chuckles.
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