Fuck Everything, again.

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Fuck Everything, again.

PostPosted by HE Bates » Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:28 pm

That feels better, thanks.

But, mainly, fuck the telecoms company for fucking up my connection for six days. Jesus Christ and the cute fucking donkey he road in on over the withered palm branches in some dusty fucking street which archaeologists are probably still looking for...
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Re: Fuck Everything, again.

PostPosted by crooked » Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:01 pm

Well if you will insist on living in the Third World....
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PostPosted by McFuck » Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:42 am

but we're glad you're back online, Bates :thumbup: :mrgreen:
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PostPosted by HE Bates » Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:26 am

LOL @Crooked
The mangoes are cheap and sweet.

Thank you McFuck. That was a nice thing to say.
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PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:48 am

you're very welcome. I DO miss you when you're gone, even if I don't always say it.
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PostPosted by HE Bates » Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:41 pm

Why, thank you again McFuck; that's nice to know.

And how is your pussy today, might I ask? Is she up and about?
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PostPosted by McFuck » Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:51 am

My pussy is all better; right now she's whining for attention somewhere around my feet. It was a very stressful surgery and recovery for both of us, but we're right as rain and ready for Festivus.
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PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:51 pm

McFuck wrote:My pussy is all better; right now she's whining for attention somewhere around my feet. It was a very stressful surgery and recovery for both of us, but we're right as rain and ready for Festivus.


Sorry to have to point this out McFuck but if you're pussy is round your feet, you need a pussy lift. You know to take it upstairs with you when it is sick. Not the other sort of pussy lift of course. Which I belieeeeve is called a labioplasty, but don't quote me on that.
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Re: Fuck Everything, again.

PostPosted by McFuck » Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:02 pm

FUCK everything once again. I hate my job, the work is boring, the people are boring, the very room I sit in is boring. I'm tired of all the local lunch spots and the 40 mile commute. However I like to get paid, and they pay well. FUCK.
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PostPosted by crooked » Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:25 pm

Couldn't you do your job over the Internet from home?
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PostPosted by McFuck » Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:44 pm

NO :x part of it requires running a high speed printer at 180 pages per minute. Can't do that from home.
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Re: Fuck Everything, again.

PostPosted by crooked » Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:00 am

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Re: Fuck Everything, again.

PostPosted by HE Bates » Thu Dec 13, 2012 5:14 pm

Sorry for your woes McFuck.

I have of late also lost all my mirth...
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PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:47 pm

it's terrible isn't it? losing your mirth just when we're all supposed to be so jolly. FUCKBALLS. :|
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