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FUCK WINTER!

PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:11 am

I had a little accident driving in the snow tonight - hit an icy patch and spun around a few times, then went backwards into the concrete divider. Looks like my bumper got the worst of it, but my headlights popped out! I just jammed them back in with a little snow and drove the rest of the way home. Spun out one more time but didn't hit anything (or anyone) but it did take me over 2 hours to drive 40 miles. Did I mention how much I HATE WINTER?!?!?!

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Re: FUCK WINTER!

PostPosted by Tennyson » Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:02 pm

Glad you're all right. Be careful for the next couple of days because there is such a thing as delayed shock.

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PostPosted by crooked » Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:22 pm

Good job modern cars are so well built. Glad you are OK.
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PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:09 pm

just woke up, it's 6 am and I can't sleep because I HURT ALL OVER! guess it's that delayed shock you mentioned.
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PostPosted by crooked » Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:21 pm

There must be someone you can sue over this.
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PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:29 pm

I'm just happy to be alive, and that I didn't hit anyone else, and that I eventually got home at all.

Now to see to the car repairs . . . . :cry:
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Re: FUCK WINTER!

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Fri Jan 28, 2011 12:56 pm

Aww glad you're ok McFuck. You should move here, the snow is none existant, in fact right now it's sunny as hell.

Failing that you could get a sled and some huskies to pull you round... it might be safer than a car and a lot more fun to drive. :D
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Re: FUCK WINTER!

PostPosted by McFuck » Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:09 pm

repairs ~$2,200, will take 6-10 days to fix. I only pay $250 and cost of a rental car. I feel very fortunate!
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PostPosted by McFuck » Wed Feb 02, 2011 2:50 am

picked up aforementioned rental car today, a big black hulking thing called a Dodge Caliber. Calibre? Not quite a car but not quite an suv either.

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I'm going to call it Squat Betty.
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PostPosted by crooked » Wed Feb 02, 2011 12:21 pm

lol America.
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Re: FUCK WINTER!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Tue Feb 15, 2011 5:40 pm

Wow. Even the rental cars over there look like you could invade a small country with them. You'd be lucky to get a rusty tricycle over here.
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PostPosted by McFuck » Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:27 am

I kinda miss the old girl, even though I'm happy to have my old car fixed up and returned; Squat Betty was costing me $30 a day.
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Re: FUCK WINTER!

PostPosted by crooked » Wed Feb 16, 2011 1:16 pm

But how much was it costing the planet?
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PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:40 am

the planet didn't chip in anything at all :lol:
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