It was only a matter of time before this designer media hype started to wind people up.
The thing is I am not sure whether to wave the union jack or the swastika given their royal slynessess exbreeding.
Personally I will be heading deep into the countryside to avoid having this freak show forced upon me, I feel sorry for the working population who will be forced to take a holiday because their employer cannot afford to pay for their employees day off.
This will sound really bad but I could not give a fig, I hope there is a major disaster on a global scale that will overshadow the whole gut wrenching occasion or maybe the writers of Eastenders can get hold of the script and work their magic to fuck the whole day up
Then there is all the fucking tat that Tescos will try to sell on the backs of this royal breeding program, basically just everything but with a smear of Royal in the title.
I thing everyone should stock up on royal sick bags