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My census has been returned

PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:47 pm

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?', I put, 'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, half of Exmouth, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal and half of Eastern Europe'
...apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.

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Re: My census has been returned

PostPosted by crooked » Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:51 pm

Oh you.
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Re: My census has been returned

PostPosted by The Purveyor » Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:38 am

Like it, soup.
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Re: My census has been returned

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:27 pm

I put down the president of Nigeria and was going to fill the house with half a dozen other Nigerians just to balance all the people they will not be counting but when I saw you had to fill in data for all of them or the online form wouldn't be accepted, I had to forego that one.
Anyway ole president is 70, came here 5 years ago and has never worked.
I thought I would put a black person in my village just so no-one would accuse us of being racist like they do in Midsomer murders.
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Re: My census has been returned

PostPosted by Wrigglesworth » Mon May 09, 2011 10:56 pm

Did anyone else put their religion as 'Jedi'?
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