Father Christmas captured and killed

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Father Christmas captured and killed

PostPosted by crooked » Mon May 02, 2011 9:20 pm

Crooked Mann - the spokesman for Wake the fuck up, sheeple - announced the capture and killing of Santa Claus today.

"I'm pleased to tell the world that after almost ten years on the run we have finally located that fat, beardy, red suited fuck, killed him and dumped the body at sea.

"We have no evidence of this so you'll just have to take our word that his sherry and cookie stealing days are over and that he won't be bothering our children any more."
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Re: Father Christmas captured and killed

PostPosted by McFuck » Tue May 03, 2011 2:35 am

:lol: are you sure it wasn't Cat Stevens? :P
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