slipping quotes unnoticed into conversation part 2

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slipping quotes unnoticed into conversation part 2

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Sat May 14, 2011 9:56 pm

I found myself saying, "unadulterated child's piss" totally in context yesterday. Can anyone top that?

Scenario:
Wife in bath, baby on top of her.
Wife, "oh no, not again"
Self "What"
Wife "she's going again"
Self "don't worry, it's only unadulterated child's piss"

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Re: slipping quotes unnoticed into conversation part 2

PostPosted by McFuck » Sun May 15, 2011 4:49 pm

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