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Well, it's May 21st...

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Sat May 21, 2011 1:25 pm

Has anyone been Raptured? Haven't seen anyone floating away yet, maybe it's scheduled for some time this afternoon. I've given away all my worldly possessions, cut all connections with reality and am ready and waiting with my ticket to Heaven in hand.

Repent, repent, for the day of Judgement is upon us!
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Re: Well, it's May 21st...

PostPosted by McFuck » Sat May 21, 2011 5:26 pm

:lol: I'm not attending, got stuff to do tomorrow! :P
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Re: Well, it's May 21st...

PostPosted by HE Bates » Sun May 22, 2011 12:28 am

Hi. My name is Bates, and I rapture myself silly every night...
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Re: Well, it's May 21st...

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Tue May 31, 2011 4:55 pm

[quote="Silage Heap"] I've given away all my worldly possessions, cut all connections with reality and am ready and waiting with my ticket to Heaven in hand.

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Business as normal then, eh Silage?

Don't be too quick to go off to heaven mind. I hear that next week God is offering two for the price of one if you go in with a bit of the moral high ground. I think he's using it to build a new socialist dystopia up there, just behind and a little to the left of the religious nutters encampment(turn left as you go through the gates)
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Re: Well, it's May 21st...

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Thu Jun 02, 2011 2:50 pm

Grow up. I couldn't care less about your little grudge. If you're too uninformed or too immature to take part in a reasoned debate in the appropriate thread, then drop it and talk about something else.
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Re: Well, it's May 21st...

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:40 pm

Reasoned debate, reasoned debate? Where was that? I must have missed that one.

Cool your boots man. In my experience it is only the truly young who exhort others to grow up, rather like those not very clever people who say, "look you're very intelligent" (read but less intelligent than me)

Schewdents - pah!

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Re: Well, it's May 21st...

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:52 pm

Oh bugger, there's another one coming...

http://news.discovery.com/human/deferre ... 11017.html


Then again, maybe it won't be so bad after all :lol:

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Re: Well, it's May 21st...

PostPosted by Winston Wolfe » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:41 pm

Yeah, I think May 21 was supposed to be the rapture and October 21 was when God would destroy the planet, I guess after he got in the car left, then came back to make sure he didn't leave anything behind.

I'll let you know if I notice anything.
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Re: Well, it's May 21st...

PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:38 am

maybe He took up all the good people on May 21 and NO ONE NOTICED THEY WERE GONE!
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Re: Well, it's May 21st...

PostPosted by Winston Wolfe » Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:04 am

McFuck wrote:maybe He took up all the good people on May 21 and NO ONE NOTICED THEY WERE GONE!


Very likely. My new boss is still here.

I had an alert on my phone earlier giving a day's notice of the impending doom. Was either divine intervention, or I set it so long ago I forgot about...
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Re: Well, it's May 21st...

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:24 am

I've just learned that the real reason is that the VelociRapture is a pack hunter. He uses coordinated attack patterns, and he is out in force today.

You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not in May, but in October, from the other two Raptures you didn't even know were there.


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Re: Well, it's May 21st...

PostPosted by McFuck » Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:39 am

so that's tomorrow? guess I need to get my affairs in order tonight. any hint on the exact time?
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Re: Well, it's May 21st...

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:18 am

No point getting your affairs in order if everyone else is going too.
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Re: Well, it's May 21st...

PostPosted by McFuck » Sat Oct 22, 2011 8:50 pm

I'm still here. Anyone else?
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Re: Well, it's May 21st...

PostPosted by crooked » Sat Oct 22, 2011 10:05 pm

Well the fabric of reality continues to fall apart but I think I am still here.
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