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Had to wait an aeon...

PostPosted by HE Bates » Sun May 22, 2011 12:22 am

I'm back!

Hello friends! I am sorry. I got distracted. Lots of beastly oomska in my head. Drifting into the arena of the unwell and that sort of thing.

(Thank you Crooked for sorting out my login.)

But look what I've found, a female Monty! Aunty Monty:
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Re: Had to wait an aeon...

PostPosted by crooked » Sun May 22, 2011 11:46 am

The black bar across her eyes puts me in mind of ''readers' wives'' shots from 80s porn mags that we would occasionally stumble across in the woods as a child.
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Re: Had to wait an aeon...

PostPosted by HE Bates » Mon May 30, 2011 1:14 pm

There were no 80s porn mags in my neck of the woods. The Calvinist's who ruled the roost wouldn't have it...
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Re: Had to wait an aeon...

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon May 30, 2011 5:07 pm

I'm just happy to see someone posting again. I thought everyone had died.
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Re: Had to wait an aeon...

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Tue May 31, 2011 12:51 am

No, the bastards haven't died, they've just gone on holiday by mistake. I've been lurking, but I currently have nothing to say so I'm waiting for some inspiration/provocation.
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Re: Had to wait an aeon...

PostPosted by The Purveyor » Tue May 31, 2011 10:10 am

McFuck wrote:I'm just happy to see someone posting again. I thought everyone had died.


McFuck: did you get my message on Facebook the other day?

What with the new mailing system on there (what a mess that is) and you usually responding to my messages, I am wondering whether you received it.
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Re: Had to wait an aeon...

PostPosted by HE Bates » Wed Jun 01, 2011 6:47 am

Facebook 'ey?
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Re: Had to wait an aeon...

PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:02 am

perhaps you've heard of it?
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Re: Had to wait an aeon...

PostPosted by crooked » Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:09 am

Fuck facebook. It is to the Internet as Walmart is to retail. It drives people from small community forums in to one giant homogeneous megaforum.
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Re: Had to wait an aeon...

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Thu Jun 02, 2011 1:15 pm

Agreed. MARK ZUCKERBERG MUST DIE. :thumbdown:
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Re: Had to wait an aeon...

PostPosted by HE Bates » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:49 pm

... Excuse me while I light my spliff; oh God I've gotta take a drift...

I am on Facebook, but not under my real name.

And I agree with you Crooked. I'm happy to have this little corner of Withnailian sanity. I haven't told my friends about this forum.

McFuck, it's nice to be interacting again. I had thought that maybe I had crossed you back then when I said what a beautiful pussy you had.

Yes yes, and you others...
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Re: Had to wait an aeon...

PostPosted by HE Bates » Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:50 pm

Silage Heap wrote:Agreed. MARK ZUCKERBERG MUST DIE. :thumbdown:


What an arsehole this young man is. Have you seen The Social Network? It's a good film. He screws everyone over.
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Re: Had to wait an aeon...

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Sat Jun 04, 2011 1:31 am

HE Bates wrote:
Silage Heap wrote:Agreed. MARK ZUCKERBERG MUST DIE. :thumbdown:


What an arsehole this young man is. Have you seen The Social Network? It's a good film. He screws everyone over.

I have seen it, you're right it is a very good film. If MZ is portrayed accurately then he's an arsehole of epic proportions. Or if he's not then he just tries very hard to seem like one, like that woman said to him at the end. BTW, does anyone else agree that Farmville and Cafe World should be classed alongside heroin and crack as harmful, extremely addictive drugs?
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Re: Had to wait an aeon...

PostPosted by McFuck » Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:37 am

yes, good film, epic asshole!

anyone who plays farmville or any of those app games needs an intervention!
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Re: Had to wait an aeon...

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Sat Jun 04, 2011 1:02 pm

McFuck wrote:
anyone who plays farmville or any of those app games needs an intervention!


Too right, although I'm not sure even an intervention would help. They're more like zombies than addicts. They just sit there for hours staring blankly at a screen and tapping away on the keys, and on the rare occasions you can get them away from it (a power cut, for instance) all they talk about is how many 'coins' they've earned and who wants a 'gift' sent to them :roll:.
How anyone could claim it's ethical to jail people for smoking and selling pot when Zynga are allowed to peddle their electronic super-narcotics I don't know. Anyway Facebook is EVIL through and through.:evil:
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