Did any of you know

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Did any of you know

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:10 pm

that I've been banned from this forum twice?
Now I've let it out, I'll probably get banned again.
That would be a record I bet.
Actually I am inordinately proud of being banned from the Withnail and I forum, home of extreme swearing and all things antisocial. But it is a lonely life, when even the outsiders club extraordinaire bans me. I feel Withnail's pain.
Groucho was lucky, I say, in not wanting to be a member of any club that would accept him. I was accepted by the most unclubbable bunch of cunts on the planet and they kicked me out. Twice.

Oops just had a spliff, seems to have acted like a truth serum.

There was a boy at my school came in one day with a tonsure. Everybody thought wtf? Turned out he had walked under a drill his brother was using to make a hole in the wall. Crooked, did this happen to you? I think we should be told.

Well Toodle Pip.

Who is going to be the first to say, "Jus High"
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Re: Did any of you know

PostPosted by crooked » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:37 pm

Have I even ever banned more than one person? :think:
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Re: Did any of you know

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:01 pm

Yep. Me.
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Re: Did any of you know

PostPosted by crooked » Sat Aug 20, 2011 1:37 am

Well I can't be the only person here who recognises that this is a desperate attempt to get some attention. You should probably kill yourself.
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Re: Did any of you know

PostPosted by McFuck » Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:03 am

mixing your drinks again Bastard?
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Re: Did any of you know

PostPosted by Wrigglesworth » Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:03 pm

Tell me this - if you were banned how the fuck are you on here now? :wine:
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Re: Did any of you know

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Sat Aug 20, 2011 10:44 pm

Pay attention Wrigglesworth. I am only trying to get ATTENTION. Only thanks to the magnanimous munificence of our doughty Mr Crooked am I here at all. I hope you will join me in an "all hail to Mr Crooked" lest he bows to the greater good and kicketh me out once again.

I have of late, but wherefore I know not, gained a more gentle demeanour. And yet it goes so heavily
with my disposition, that I may yet give voice to ire and get me banned again, should that foul and pestilent congregation of vapours, Silage, give voice to his spite. What a piece of XXXX is that man, how ignoble in reason, how finite in faculties, how like a villein in apprehension, how like a devil!
Man delights not me. No, nor women neither (apart from McFuck, like, being as she is the only woman here, Natch)
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Re: Did any of you know

PostPosted by crooked » Sun Aug 21, 2011 2:24 am

u wot m8?
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Re: Did any of you know

PostPosted by McFuck » Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:16 pm

:lol:
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Re: Did any of you know

PostPosted by Wrigglesworth » Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:18 pm

clear as beastly mud and umscar :|
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Re: Did any of you know

PostPosted by The Purveyor » Sun Aug 21, 2011 9:36 pm

I'm going to be really anal here and show you how 'oomska' is spelt.
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Re: Did any of you know

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Mon Aug 22, 2011 3:05 pm

If I was Oomska, I'd be pretty offended by that.
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Re: Did any of you know

PostPosted by HE Bates » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:42 am

As always, I am lost. And my chair squeaks. Terrible.
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Re: Did any of you know

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:37 pm

crooked wrote:u wot m8?


He's just insulting me again. Nothing unusual.

Yes, I said I'm leaving, and I'm still posting.

It's because I just saw this thread and realised what an insecure and frightened little conservative our friend BBTE really is. And I'm damned if I'm going to be driven out by this wanker on the site.

He's been banned twice? Would that have been when "aleks" was banned for constantly posting things like "What a prick" under everything I posted? And then when he came back under another username to send me PMs full of bile, before getting banned again for it? I thought "bastard behind the eyes" and "aleks" seemed like the same person, but I wasn't sure. Now I am. Thanks, "bastard", you're BUSTED.

Apart from my last posts where I got pissed off at this harassment and everyone else's silence about it, all I've done recently is posted my opinion and information about current events, like the NATO war crime in Libya, with sources to back it up. Can you point me to one bit of information he has posted in response? All I've seen is insults and stereotyping. And yet I'M the XXXX giving voice to his spite. Okay.


I'm going to give it one more try. I'm going to post thoughts, information and opinions in the appropriate threads, and if you disagree please respond with clear arguments, information and sources. "Bastard behind the eyes" is on my ignore list, because I've given him a chance and I now consider sharing real information beyond the limit of his abilities, so hopefully there'll be no more trouble.
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And come aboard as we hoist the Black Flag...
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Re: Did any of you know

PostPosted by Wrigglesworth » Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:25 pm

Oomska. Yes i knew that. Just sort of typed it without thinking.

Don't leave Silage Heap! There are precious few posting members on here as it is :wine:
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