My boys, where are you!?

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Re: My boys, where are you!?

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:53 pm

Yeah, as in that. :lol: :lol:
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Re: My boys, where are you!?

PostPosted by jeff wode » Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:38 am

breasticles are pretty overrated tbh, youve seen one, youve seen em all. i mean theyre nice enough and all that, when yer hands are cold or youve nowhere comfy to lay your head, but theyre pretty dull really, if theyre attatched to someone whos fun to be with, then theyre great, plenty to chat about AND something nice to look at, but without that personality attatched, theyre just tits. im not the worlds leadsing expert you understand, but ive carried out some extensive studies in my time!!!
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Re: My boys, where are you!?

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:15 pm

Well thank God for my fantastic personality then, to go with my epic boobage.

Nah, I kid, genetically I'm a cul-de-sac.

Once you've seen one pair you've seen them all? No way, some are big, some are small, they're all different. A bit like cocks, but much nicer looking.

And despite that last sentence, yes I am straight. :P
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Re: My boys, where are you!?

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:08 pm

It's fine Ellie, I'm straight and I prefer boobs to cocks too.
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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Re: My boys, where are you!?

PostPosted by jeff wode » Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:36 pm

ha ha ha ha, 'epic boobage' fantastic descriptive powers. fair conjours up an image that does. im thinking of mighty herds of buffallo sweeping across the plains, from the left one into the valley between, whilst the sun sets in the west over the other one. and a couple of grizzled cowboys sat round a fire taking in the scene, whilst in the distance comes the mournful call of a steam train.
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Re: My boys, where are you!?

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:38 pm

Don't forget the epicness in the mental image form of an 80's heavy metal theme, along with majestic dragons and big men with beards and swords, and woman with massive perms and tiny bikinis.

What the shit am I talking about... :roll:
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Re: My boys, where are you!?

PostPosted by jeff wode » Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:18 pm

tbh if its an 80's metal theme, then its more likely to be big men with beards and massive perms!! and majestic dragons with tiny bikinis!
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Re: My boys, where are you!?

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:27 pm

:lol: :lol:

That could work too.

But you missed out the epic boobage part. :P
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Re: My boys, where are you!?

PostPosted by jeff wode » Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:51 pm

im trying to skirt round your epic boobage. i reccon my daughters older than you and its a bit odd!!!! not that theres anything wrong with a bit of epic boobage, but im not sure my heart could stand the strain of discussing young girls boobage, epic or otherwise, much more!
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Re: My boys, where are you!?

PostPosted by HE Bates » Fri Feb 17, 2012 5:49 pm

So, erm, how's about those Bengal tigers, huh?
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Re: My boys, where are you!?

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:29 pm

Haha fair enough Mr Wode, I didn't mean to lead you into any epic boobage conversation with a young filly. I'll stop now. :thumbup:

So, Bengal tigers eh? They are truely spiffing, aren't they gents? Shame wankers the world over have to hunt them, their beautiful fur should stay on them, not on the backs of wealthy people with no fashion sense.
I wish my cat was the size of a tiger, that would be awesome. :D
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Re: My boys, where are you!?

PostPosted by McFuck » Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:25 pm

You'd go bankrupt buying food if your cat was the size of a tiger, unless you secretly fed her annoying customers. :thumbup:
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Re: My boys, where are you!?

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:31 pm

But you forget the potential revenue from having a tiger sized pussycat.
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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Re: My boys, where are you!?

PostPosted by jeff wode » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:19 pm

although it would be pretty hard to deny if youre neighbours came round to enquire about the huge scrapes in their garden, the man size cat turds in the middle of them, and the dissapearence of their rotwielers!!!
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Re: My boys, where are you!?

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:06 am

McFuck wrote:You'd go bankrupt buying food if your cat was the size of a tiger, unless you secretly fed her annoying customers. :thumbup:


That would solve my kitty's food problem and this villages tinker problem in one. I think I know who'd be winning. :thumbup:



jeff wode wrote:although it would be pretty hard to deny if youre neighbours came round to enquire about the huge scrapes in their garden, the man size cat turds in the middle of them, and the dissapearence of their rotwielers!!!


If you owned a tiger sized cat, they wouldn't dare complain, or their disappearence would be next. :twisted:
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