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PostPosted by oomska » Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:46 pm

Had a drunken conversation the other night about making a bucket list, it`s just that it really pisses me off that people always churn out the same old crap in theirs, swim with dolphins, climb everest (yawn) and so as I am completely bored in work here are a few alternatives I just thunked up.



Have a cars airbag go off in my face.
Start a monthly magazine for people who like to do gravestone rubbings.
Make a rap video with loads of booty wagglers just so I can completely take the piss.
Be a naked still life model for artists that have tourettes.
Go up the down escalator in moon boots.
kick a midget/dwarf full on up the arse and see how far it flies. ( my personal favourite) :thumbup:
Fart in the prescence of the Royal family then announce it with a megaphone.
Say no to everyone for 24 hours.
Cover myself naked in jam and poke a wasps nest with a stick. (yes I know I always seem to end up naked)
Milk a cow in a badger outfit.
Organise a piss up in a brewery

and finally
Play russian roulette with a very determined South Korean.

Feel free to add yours
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Re: Bucket lists

PostPosted by McFuck » Fri Oct 26, 2012 7:20 pm

:lol:
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Re: Bucket lists

PostPosted by poppymoon » Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:31 am

oomska wrote:Had a drunken conversation the other night about making a bucket list, it`s just that it really pisses me off that people always churn out the same old crap in theirs, swim with dolphins, climb everest (yawn) and so as I am completely bored in work here are a few alternatives I just thunked up.



Have a cars airbag go off in my face.
Start a monthly magazine for people who like to do gravestone rubbings.
Make a rap video with loads of booty wagglers just so I can completely take the piss.
Be a naked still life model for artists that have tourettes.
Go up the down escalator in moon boots.
kick a midget/dwarf full on up the arse and see how far it flies. ( my personal favourite) :thumbup:
Fart in the prescence of the Royal family then announce it with a megaphone.
Say no to everyone for 24 hours.
Cover myself naked in jam and poke a wasps nest with a stick. (yes I know I always seem to end up naked)
Milk a cow in a badger outfit.
Organise a piss up in a brewery

and finally
Play russian roulette with a very determined South Korean.

Feel free to add yours


Totally brilliant. I'm in awe.

There's a wasp nest in my loft, the size of a fucking caravan, and I'm slathering myself in marmalade as we speak. I've wrapped myself in a net curtain, and I'm going in.
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Re: Bucket lists

PostPosted by McFuck » Sat Oct 27, 2012 1:51 am

don't attempt anything without the gloves!
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Re: Bucket lists

PostPosted by oomska » Mon Oct 29, 2012 2:04 pm

poppymoon wrote:
Totally brilliant. I'm in awe.

There's a wasp nest in my loft, the size of a fucking caravan, and I'm slathering myself in marmalade as we speak. I've wrapped myself in a net curtain, and I'm going in.


Nice to see someone with that rare talent commonly known as a sense of humour :thumbup: :lol: :thumbup:


Now to the wasp problem, if it has anything to do with caravans then you probably have an infestation of Gypsy wasps, firstly you need to call in the Top gear team they will deal with the caravan, now for the wasps, Im suggesting you go in armed to the teeth with lots of soap, some birth control and a court order, I can deal with the Marmalade and the wasp stings later :wink:
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Re: Bucket lists

PostPosted by shagsack » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:35 pm

I love the way you refer to a dwarf/midget as 'it'. Highly amusing post.
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Re: Bucket lists

PostPosted by Bondee » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:12 pm

My bucket list...

    1. Write bucket list.

That's it so far.
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Re: Bucket lists

PostPosted by oomska » Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:38 am

Bondee wrote:My bucket list...

    1. Write bucket list.

That's it so far.



You could have had.....

Make a bucket list!.... over my dead body !!! :lol:
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Re: Bucket lists

PostPosted by oomska » Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:42 am

shagsack wrote:I love the way you refer to a dwarf/midget as 'it'. Highly amusing post.



Thanks, glad you liked the post :thumbup:

got any unusual ones yourself :?:
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Re: Bucket lists

PostPosted by HE Bates » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:48 am

Bucket List:

1. I'd like to develop a virus that would scour the internet, deleting all Bucket Lists and copies of the film 'Bucket List', but letting be Oomska's list.
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Re: Bucket lists

PostPosted by oomska » Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:07 pm

HE Bates wrote:Bucket List:

1. I'd like to develop a virus that would scour the internet, deleting all Bucket Lists and copies of the film 'Bucket List', but letting be Oomska's list.


Hello Herbert Ernest, (ok I did goggle that) ...many thanks for saving my bucket list from your impending internet cull :thumbup: , Btw do you work for Microsoft as they seem to be the harbingers of all viruses these days :wink: :?:
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Re: Bucket lists

PostPosted by HE Bates » Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:34 pm

oomska wrote:
HE Bates wrote:Bucket List:

1. I'd like to develop a virus that would scour the internet, deleting all Bucket Lists and copies of the film 'Bucket List', but letting be Oomska's list.


Hello Herbert Ernest, (ok I did goggle that) ...many thanks for saving my bucket list from your impending internet cull :thumbup: , Btw do you work for Microsoft as they seem to be the harbingers of all viruses these days :wink: :?:


Oh! Hah hah, I didn't even know my own first names.

Microsoft! Work!? Me?

Snort...
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Re: Bucket lists

PostPosted by oomska » Mon Nov 26, 2012 10:53 pm

HE Bates wrote:
oomska wrote:
HE Bates wrote:Bucket List:

1. I'd like to develop a virus that would scour the internet, deleting all Bucket Lists and copies of the film 'Bucket List', but letting be Oomska's list.


Hello Herbert Ernest, (ok I did goggle that) ...many thanks for saving my bucket list from your impending internet cull :thumbup: , Btw do you work for Microsoft as they seem to be the harbingers of all viruses these days :wink: :?:


Oh! Hah hah, I didn't even know my own first names.

Microsoft! Work!? Me?

Snort...


Hey herbie, you snorted that virus out yet :lol:


Excellent news the governement has made stalking a criminal offence, I`ve told my latest stalker they are wasting their time as I am never at home..... I`m always out following people that I idolise... .. thinks.....maybe they should make a law against lurking :shock:
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