Washing up and incessant cold

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Washing up and incessant cold

PostPosted by VimUnderTheSink » Mon Nov 05, 2012 11:01 pm

I've just had a brainwave.

I've been sitting in my office all day writing and, despite the heating being on, my hands are freezing.

I just nipped to the loo, washed my hands and noted how the hot water warmed them.

This got me thinking - I could tackle the huge pile of washing up in the kitchen (with gloves, naturally) and ease the incessant cold.

Two problems solved.

Now, why didn't our heroes think of that?
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Re: Washing up and incessant cold

PostPosted by McFuck » Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:17 am

possibly because they were on drugs? 8)
Don't attempt anything without the gloves.
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Re: Washing up and incessant cold

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:44 pm

They did think of that, but it was impossible, there was matter, and a teabag growing.
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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Re: Washing up and incessant cold

PostPosted by VimUnderTheSink » Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:06 am

Withwine and I wrote:They did think of that, but it was impossible, there was matter, and a teabag growing.


Then why not leave it til the morning and go in together?
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Re: Washing up and incessant cold

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:24 pm

It was the morning!
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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Re: Washing up and incessant cold

PostPosted by VimUnderTheSink » Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:39 pm

*stands aside*
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Re: Washing up and incessant cold

PostPosted by Making Time » Sun Aug 31, 2014 12:26 am

The fuckers would have rued the day.
... followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman, who had red hair and a book of poetry stained with the butter drips from crumpets.
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