While it's quiet, can I let you, Ellie and Oomska into a secret? I've never actually watched the film. I've watched bits, and my thing is Viv, but I am a Withnail virgin. Would you mind awfully holding my hand while I popped my cherry? I think I'm going to watch it tomorrow, when everyone has fucked off. Be gentle with me, McFuck.
Im pretty sure we can all remember our first time, sure its not something that you should enter into lightly and do on a whim ....... first you have to choose the right moment and the right person to share that moment with, you dont want to be with someone who is going to spoil the moment and pull out of it before the end just because they don`t like it ..... Secondly ..... this is very important, now have you taken precautions ? ......... (lock the door and unplug the phone) ..... Thirdly ..... whilst in the moment are you both comfortable on the couch / bed and in the right position to last the distance, you dont want to get cramp in the middle of the moment and finally have you prepared some tissues for the end bit .................... Of course Iam talking about the first time anybody watches Withnail and I you bunch of pervs ....
Hope all went well with your cherry popping Poppy:thumbup: