the arena of the unwell

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the arena of the unwell

PostPosted by McFuck » Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:22 am

I'm beginning to feel a bit like Job (from the bible) All sorts of bad shit keeps happening to me. Karma is a bitch!

1. Friday after Xmas - caught a cold

2. Friday after New Year - caught a flu.

3. Car dies to the tune of $1500, not including the muffler repair and rental car.

So not only do I have this miserable flu, but I have to drag myself from my deathbed to attend to dead car. And go to work.

FUCK BALLS :thumbdown:
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Re: the arena of the unwell

PostPosted by crooked » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:28 am

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Re: the arena of the unwell

PostPosted by McFuck » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:40 pm

and further -

woke last night to terrible pain and nausea and called mommy. she came right over and drove me to the hospital. turns out I also have some sort of bacterial infection causing inflammation of the innards. fuck more balls.

but -

car is all fixed and washed and home again.

and -

I have soup. :thumbup:
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Re: the arena of the unwell

PostPosted by The Purveyor » Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:08 am

McFuck wrote:
and -

I have soup. :thumbup:


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Re: the arena of the unwell

PostPosted by McFuck » Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:53 pm

I will give you soup if you'll do the washing up.
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Re: the arena of the unwell

PostPosted by poppymoon » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:37 am

McFuck wrote:I will give you soup if you'll do the washing up.



:cry:

My face, when I read that you have been poorly.

But hey!! Fucking top news about your car!! xx
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Re: the arena of the unwell

PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:24 am

tx poppy. I feel so much better now that I'm full of antibiotics.
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Re: the arena of the unwell

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:41 pm

McFuck wrote:I will give you soup if you'll do the washing up.


If it's Heinz cream of tomato you're offering, I'll gladly do your washing up in exchange for a belly full. I actually like washing up, it makes me satisfied in an 'everything is clean and my hands are nice and warm' kind of way. :)

Get well soon McFuck. I hope Evil Cat is behaving for you while you're ill. :thumbup:
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Re: the arena of the unwell

PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:58 pm

she has been a most excellent nurse. she's barely left my side now for six days.
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Re: the arena of the unwell

PostPosted by poppymoon » Sun Jan 13, 2013 2:58 am

McFuck wrote:tx poppy. I feel so much better now that I'm full of antibiotics.



God, antibiotics are so great, aren't they? I'm so glad you're on the mend.

While it's quiet, can I let you, Ellie and Oomska into a secret? I've never actually watched the film. I've watched bits, and my thing is Viv, but I am a Withnail virgin. Would you mind awfully holding my hand while I popped my cherry? I think I'm going to watch it tomorrow, when everyone has fucked off. Be gentle with me, McFuck.
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Re: the arena of the unwell

PostPosted by McFuck » Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:32 pm

I hope you aren't going to attempt the drinking game on your maiden voyage! :beer: :wine:


on a side note, my antibiotics are making me sleepless and nauseous :puke:
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Re: the arena of the unwell

PostPosted by Clare McGann » Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:32 am

Hope you're over your hump McFuck and feeling a bit less shite than you were.

There were loads of sick people at work today...
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Re: the arena of the unwell

PostPosted by McFuck » Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:02 pm

had a bit of a relapse Tuesday, got my antibiotics changed and hope to come up smiling Monday morning to return to work.
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Re: the arena of the unwell

PostPosted by McFuck » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:50 am

another relapse and I'm fading fast. It's been fun, but I can't take much more of this.

very nice to have met you all. :puke:
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Re: the arena of the unwell

PostPosted by crooked » Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:53 pm

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