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Re: Horse meat scandal

PostPosted by oomska » Sat Mar 30, 2013 9:17 pm

And it could be why we never see Pigeons roosting on the roof above the chippy and the local cats are all mysteriously going missing :wink:


Sileage is back! ... how did he get in? :wink:
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Re: Horse meat scandal

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Sat Mar 30, 2013 10:31 pm

Is it still called DEFRA? Must be a record.
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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Re: Horse meat scandal

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:15 pm

oomska wrote:And it could be why we never see Pigeons roosting on the roof above the chippy and the local cats are all mysteriously going missing :wink:


Sileage is back! ... how did he get in? :wink:


Ingenuity, man. Come up the broadband.

I have been lurking occasionally. My internet access hasn't been very reliable lately, and I thought things might settle down without me antagonising the resident ostriches. Seems I was wrong, it's getting fucking boring without me. Clearly people are going to argue and insult each other over some petty nonsense anyway, so I might as well stick around to raise some real issues now and then.
Right lads!
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And come aboard as we hoist the Black Flag...
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Re: Horse meat scandal

PostPosted by Making Time » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:42 am

Silage Heap wrote:
oomska wrote:
McFuck wrote:groan :roll:


Must have been that vegetable Lasagne you had last night :oops:


Apparently the vegetable lasagnes have been found to contain traces of geranium :(


Hmmph! Little traitors! The horsemeat has mystery... there's a certain je ne sais quoi about some nice, firm horsemeat.

:drunk: Ew - I think I just grossed myself out.
... followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman, who had red hair and a book of poetry stained with the butter drips from crumpets.
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