If I run anything down there, is sure as shit won't be a garage. And any employees I employ won't be useless childish men who have tantrums and make bullshit rota demands like the ones here. And I wish that was a joke.
Mr Motivator was all about motivating yourself to be the best you can be. Just looking at his smiling face now makes me all psyched up, because hip-hip-fupping-hooray, I've finished the cigarette count and can now go home to my cat and my wine.
I have a taxidermy rook and a jackdaw on my desk at home. They certainly add something to the decor. I highly recommend them.