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PostPosted by Withwine and I » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:21 pm

Anyone see that one coming?
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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Re: Thatcher

PostPosted by crooked » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:36 pm

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Re: Thatcher

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:35 pm

Loving all the politicians saying the country will be united.
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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Re: Thatcher

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:13 pm

What do Thatcher and Jimmy Savile have in common?

Both fucked miners. *ba-doom tish* Thank you folks, I'm here all week. And every week. :-|

Within seconds of being texted the news, I was replying with that joke. I can't work out if I'm a really terrible person, or in reality just as horrible as everyone else. :P
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Re: Thatcher

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:19 pm

Here we see them having a fun day chatting about it.

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Re: Thatcher

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:20 pm

Ahaha, just realised the timing of her dying is perfect. I hope Jimmy Carr is writing some last minute jokes about her for saturday's show. I'm even more excited now. :mrgreen:
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Re: Thatcher

PostPosted by oomska » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:52 pm

Rejoice, rejoice, rejoice .... I would jump quite high for joy at Thatchers passing were it not for my brittle bones brought about by the lack of Milk as a child. :lol:
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PostPosted by Bondee » Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:01 pm

Plans have begun for the state funeral.

It'll be the first time ever that the 21 gun salute is fired at the coffin.

Shamelessly stolen from Frankie.

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Re: Thatcher

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:12 pm

For some reason the papers today all contain articles praising her and saying how great she was. Fucking liars.

Apart from the Liverpool Echo. That seems to have the headline 'Thatcher: Political giant or scourge of Merseyside?'. :lol:
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Re: Thatcher

PostPosted by coolyourboots » Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:46 pm

Bondee wrote:Plans have begun for the state funeral.

It'll be the first time ever that the 21 gun salute is fired at the coffin.

Shamelessly stolen from Frankie.

St. Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that"
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Re: Thatcher

PostPosted by Bondee » Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:10 pm

Hmmm... thanks cyb.

I have no idea why it's not displaying in my post.
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Re: Thatcher

PostPosted by crooked » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:56 pm

Bondee wrote:Hmmm... thanks cyb.

I have no idea why it's not displaying in my post.


You need to put the video id rather than the the whole url in the yt tags. As in just the string of numbers and letters after v=
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Re: Thatcher

PostPosted by poppymoon » Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:50 am

Ellietronic wrote:For some reason the papers today all contain articles praising her and saying how great she was. Fucking liars.

Apart from the Liverpool Echo. That seems to have the headline 'Thatcher: Political giant or scourge of Merseyside?'. :lol:



Yes, she was a total monster, and yet Denis loved her, and he was a bit of a dude. Apparently, she had great legs. Any thoughts on why Mark is such a monumental cock? At least Carol had a piss in the jungle. :thumbup:
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Re: Thatcher

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:18 am

Carol might have had a piss in the jungle, trying to act as if she was totally down with us commoners who frequently piss in the countryside [shut up, it's fine if you're in the middle of nowhere and desperate], but she's still a bit of a racist cow on the sly like her mother. Calling someone a gollywog? In the words of Father Ted, 'Ah, come on now'. Not cool Carol. :thumbdown:

I knew a boy in high school who fancied Thatcher. He is now out and proud. She wouldn't have liked that, what with her homophobia. :lol:
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Re: Thatcher

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:46 pm

Urgh, fancying Thatcher. That's the most horrible concept. Where's my vodka?
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