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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Mon May 06, 2013 2:30 pm

Bloody hell, it's like a gang turf war in here. :shock:
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Mon May 06, 2013 2:49 pm

Turf war? Ellie, can we just sit on the fence and enjoy the grass?
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by crooked » Mon May 06, 2013 7:51 pm

It always amuses me when people who think they are northern take great offence when I say it is grim up north. Almost all of them are from further south than me and anyone who is more northern agrees that it's shit up there.
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Tue May 07, 2013 12:24 pm

Withwine and I wrote:Turf war? Ellie, can we just sit on the fence and enjoy the grass?


Yeah, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Lets watch them battle it out. :P

My office is roasting despite the air conditioning being on full blast. Good grief. It's making me feel really sluggish. :thumbdown:
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by HE Bates » Wed May 08, 2013 6:30 am

I'm from the deep south, deeper south than McFuck, even, so I'll shut up.
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by oomska » Wed May 08, 2013 12:14 pm

crooked wrote:It always amuses me when people who think they are northern take great offence when I say it is grim up north. Almost all of them are from further south than me and anyone who is more northern agrees that it's shit up there.


Seconds away ... round 2 ...

This is a local forum for local people .. we`ll have no shouting here ...

Geography man! ... Really speaking if you think about it logically, if you live in the East then the West could be the East and if you live in the West the East could be the West but if you live on the South pole then there is only the North and if you are drunk there is no up or down, so I am fucked now on how to resolve this age old problem ..

Wars never solved anything ... Instead it could all be sorted by having a few games of this... :lol:



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Or even this .... :lol:

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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by oomska » Wed May 08, 2013 12:20 pm

Silage Heap wrote: I think of the exhaust dumped by the Beluga as it flies about ten feet over my house as an air freshener.


I have seen that fat Beluga air freshner thing hoovering over head a few times, I have no clue how the damn thing stays afloat ...now as swimming with Dolphins is universally accepted as a good thing ...they should paint a chirpy looking face on it and invite socially disadvantaged children from the area to go and look up at its welcoming smiley grin to feel good about themselves and cheer up a bit. :thumbup:
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Wed May 08, 2013 1:40 pm

Christ, that's a fat 'plane!
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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