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I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Wed May 01, 2013 7:00 pm

The Cotswolds, what a crock of shit! :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by crooked » Wed May 01, 2013 11:19 pm

Not much doing there, then?
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Wed May 01, 2013 11:29 pm

What an informative explanatory review of the place. :lol:

Any particular reason as to why it's a crock of shit?
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Fri May 03, 2013 12:04 pm

Ellietronic wrote:What an informative explanatory review of the place. :lol:

Any particular reason as to why it's a crock of shit?

Lonely planet travel guides, here I come!
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Sat May 04, 2013 12:20 pm

:lol:

Think you might need more than five vague words for a travel guide. But I like your ambition. :thumbup:
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Sat May 04, 2013 4:28 pm

Good idea for a game though. Best one sentence reviews of places or things.
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Sat May 04, 2013 5:31 pm

Honestly, most of the places I've been can be summed up in a sentence or two.
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by crooked » Sat May 04, 2013 5:40 pm

Some places like the north can be summed up in one word.
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Sat May 04, 2013 11:48 pm

crooked wrote:Some places like the north can be summed up in one word.


No, not one. Six. "At least it's not the south".

(Does "it's" count as a single word? I don't know. I don't care. If you care, you can piss right off for all I care. Which is not at all. I don't care. Have I said that already?)
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Sun May 05, 2013 10:51 am

crooked wrote:Some places like the north can be summed up in one word.

Touche!
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by oomska » Sun May 05, 2013 9:55 pm

crooked wrote:Some places like the north can be summed up in one word.


How would you know anyway, I bet the furthest you have ever been is to touch your toes and back .... and if you did manage to venture oop Nurth then you would obviously discover us all wearing well wrung cloth caps whilst out walking our whippets next to the coal mine then back to the allotment for Black pudding and tripe cooked up by our ugly pinny wearing fish wives .... I`ve been to that London, so I am an expert and it is dire, full of strange non indigenous people donning jellied eeled stained pearly jackets, continuously grabbing at their lapels whilst walking on their heels, all talking in some idiotic rhyming slang that makes no sense and constantly making plans to go "up west" for some sociologically profound unknown reason. :mrgreen:

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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Mon May 06, 2013 12:44 am

Silage Heap wrote:
crooked wrote:Some places like the north can be summed up in one word.


No, not one. Six. "At least it's not the south".

(Does "it's" count as a single word? I don't know. I don't care. If you care, you can piss right off for all I care. Which is not at all. I don't care. Have I said that already?)


:lol:

North love. <3

Although I do love Brighton too. I guess I'm just a dirty both-sides-of-the-border slag. :P
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by crooked » Mon May 06, 2013 1:39 am

oomska wrote:
crooked wrote:Some places like the north can be summed up in one word.


How would you know anyway, I bet the furthest you have ever been is to touch your toes and back .... and if you did manage to venture oop Nurth then you would obviously discover us all wearing well wrung cloth caps whilst out walking our whippets next to the coal mine then back to the allotment for Black pudding and tripe cooked up by our ugly pinny wearing fish wives .... I`ve been to that London, so I am an expert and it is dire, full of strange non indigenous people donning jellied eeled stained pearly jackets, continuously grabbing at their lapels whilst walking on their heels, all talking in some idiotic rhyming slang that makes no sense and constantly making plans to go "up west" for some sociologically profound unknown reason. :mrgreen:

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You fucking scousers are southerners to me, mate. And as for smog, don't make me laugh. Try proper ICI smog in your virgin lungs.
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon May 06, 2013 8:32 am

You're talking to people who live within range of Runcorn and Ellesmere Port, you perfumed ponce. I think of the exhaust dumped by the Beluga as it flies about ten feet over my house as an air freshener.
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Re: I went on holiday by mistake!

PostPosted by crooked » Mon May 06, 2013 1:22 pm

You may as well come from Watford.
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