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Re: "I'll say goodnight, then..."?

PostPosted by poppymoon » Fri Dec 06, 2013 2:25 am

AND....another good thing about Xmas is when all the old gimmers that you only see once a year, smelling of sprouts, get taken home, then you can watch Morecambe and Wise, and smoke a massive fatty boombatty. Does it for me, everytime. Fucking love Xmas, me!
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Re: "I'll say goodnight, then..."?

PostPosted by McFuck » Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:05 pm

Fuck me it's snowing!

Ok, I don't do Christmas, being of the godless heathen persuasion, but I do enjoy a good winter solstice. My pet peeves are the commercialism and sheer greed that seems to grip most sentient beings. A holiday dinner where everyone is more engaged with their electronic devices than the actual folks at the table. And I hate the stupid holiday songs. If I could also sleep late and enjoy a good breakfast with convivial people, or cats, then the day would be complete. I've often thought of flying over and joining crooked in his solitary holiday, but it's expensive.
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Re: "I'll say goodnight, then..."?

PostPosted by crooked » Sun Dec 08, 2013 9:36 pm

Fuck it, you may as well.
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Re: "I'll say goodnight, then..."?

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Mon Dec 09, 2013 1:16 pm

poppymoon wrote:Go Ellie!! Queen of the Universe!!

I'm considering turning lesbian. :thumbup:


More like Queen of the Idiotic Naive Gullible Twats. Probably not the best thing to be. :thumbdown:
Also there are far more attractive women out there for you to be lesbian with. I look like a drag queen walrus. :o

poppymoon wrote: Don't ever, ever mix Tudor Rose sherry with cherry coke. I just did, and kicked the tele over.


You sound fun. I'm totally coming round to yours this christmas. :lol:

Aww you've all made me feel like I sound like a right Scrooge with my dislike of christmas... I do have good reason though, I swear I'm not just being miserable for the sake of it.

Also I went to play a quiet game of bingo on friday night, didn't make it home afterwards, and ended up with a massve black eye. It looks well nasty. Good job I'm off work til thursday haha. :?
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Re: "I'll say goodnight, then..."?

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:20 pm

you all live such exciting lives. :drunk: :high:
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Re: "I'll say goodnight, then..."?

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Mon Dec 09, 2013 5:42 pm

I don't. 90% of the time I'm in work. Where the staff are constantly slagging me off behind my back, saying what a shit manager I am, and giving me cheek to my face. Honestly, I don't think I can put up with it much more. :(

Looking for a new job, my friend told me to lie about my IT experience and knowledge and come work with him. My IT knowledge goes as far as 'well, I know how to turn my laptop on, piss about on this message board and download music...'. Somehow I don't think they'll hire me. Plus I don't fancy moving to Manchester. :thumbdown:
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Re: "I'll say goodnight, then..."?

PostPosted by crooked » Mon Dec 09, 2013 6:37 pm

Tell them you have extensive knowledge of Linux, BSD and Unix servers, know a fair bit of PHP and have a bit of experience with ASP dot net. Once you get the job, quickly dig up some dirt about your boss and then blackmail him Fight Club style so you get paid for staying at home.
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Re: "I'll say goodnight, then..."?

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:09 pm

:lol:

The only thing I know about Linux is that it's mascot is a penguin.

Also, I don't want to move to Manchester so while that is a hilarious and great idea, I'm not really up for it. :P
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Re: "I'll say goodnight, then..."?

PostPosted by crooked » Mon Dec 09, 2013 8:37 pm

You know more than most people about Linux then.
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Re: "I'll say goodnight, then..."?

PostPosted by McFuck » Tue Dec 10, 2013 11:42 pm

crooked wrote:Fuck it, you may as well.


Fork it! Put the kettle on then!
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Re: "I'll say goodnight, then..."?

PostPosted by poppymoon » Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:08 am

Ellietronic wrote:I don't. 90% of the time I'm in work. Where the staff are constantly slagging me off behind my back, saying what a shit manager I am, and giving me cheek to my face. Honestly, I don't think I can put up with it much more. :(

Looking for a new job, my friend told me to lie about my IT experience and knowledge and come work with him. My IT knowledge goes as far as 'well, I know how to turn my laptop on, piss about on this message board and download music...'. Somehow I don't think they'll hire me. Plus I don't fancy moving to Manchester. :thumbdown:


Hmmm. Why are you taking such crap from stupid PLEBS??? Yes, I would probably vote UKIP if I voted, and would definately shag Godfrey Bloom. Just say....5 cheeks. 2 on my face, 2 on my arse, and the one I give my mother.

Please don't go to Manchester. It's a step too far. Mad about you, Ellie, see you at Christmas. Toods!! XXXX
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Re: "I'll say goodnight, then..."?

PostPosted by poppymoon » Sun Dec 15, 2013 1:43 am

poppymoon wrote:
Ellietronic wrote:I don't. 90% of the time I'm in work. Where the staff are constantly slagging me off behind my back, saying what a shit manager I am, and giving me cheek to my face. Honestly, I don't think I can put up with it much more. :(

Looking for a new job, my friend told me to lie about my IT experience and knowledge and come work with him. My IT knowledge goes as far as 'well, I know how to turn my laptop on, piss about on this message board and download music...'. Somehow I don't think they'll hire me. Plus I don't fancy moving to Manchester. :thumbdown:


Hmmm. Why are you taking such crap from stupid PLEBS??? Yes, I would probably vote UKIP if I voted, and would definately shag Godfrey Bloom. Just say....5 cheeks. 2 on my face, 2 on my arse, and the one I give my mother.

Please don't go to Manchester. It's a step too far. Mad about you, Ellie, see you at Christmas. Toods!! XXXX


Christ only knows what happened there...Tudor Rose, probably. I certainly wouldn't shag Godfrey Bloom, he looks like Gollum.

Does anyone have any thoughts about This Is Jinsy? I think I like it, it's a bit Father Ted, League of Gentlemen sort of thing, done on the cheap. I like the licky licky song.

Sorry I said "plebs". :oops:
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Re: "I'll say goodnight, then..."?

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:38 am

poppymoon wrote:Hmmm. Why are you taking such crap from stupid PLEBS??? Yes, I would probably vote UKIP if I voted, and would definately shag Godfrey Bloom. Just say....5 cheeks. 2 on my face, 2 on my arse, and the one I give my mother.

Please don't go to Manchester. It's a step too far. Mad about you, Ellie, see you at Christmas. Toods!! XXXX


I'm too nice which is why I take such shit from them all. I need to start being a bastard. Being too nice has got me fuck all in life, and now I'm going to crack down. Everyone can just piss off. Hell yeah. :evil:

I'm writing this on my new shiny laptop, it's red to match my hair because I'm a sad case and everything has to match, hello red laptop, goodbye money in my overdraft, by christmas day I'll be begging on the streets like Tiny Tim so I can feed me and my pets. My last laptop died when I spilt vodka on it then in my drunken wisdom tried to wipe it off with a very wet cloth. What do you know, turns out water will completely fuck electronics up even if you hang them over the radiator to dry out for a few days. :thumbdown:
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Re: "I'll say goodnight, then..."?

PostPosted by Making Time » Fri Jan 17, 2014 1:16 pm

.... wait... this place is closing down?!?!?! But I just got here! (Came up the drainpipe.)

*pouting* :cry:
... followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman, who had red hair and a book of poetry stained with the butter drips from crumpets.
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Re: "I'll say goodnight, then..."?

PostPosted by crooked » Sat Jan 18, 2014 12:28 pm

I pretty much always say that "this year is the last year I will pay the bill" when it arrives in December.
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