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Dial Wine Wine Wine in an emergency

PostPosted by oomska » Fri May 30, 2014 3:53 pm

We've just run out of wine what are we going to do about it?

http://winebulance.com/

Hopefully this will be available in the UK through the NHS by next year :wine: :wine:

Anybody across the pond tried them yet?
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Re: Dial Wine Wine Wine in an emergency

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Jun 02, 2014 2:54 am

dear god, the end is near.
Don't attempt anything without the gloves.
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Re: Dial Wine Wine Wine in an emergency

PostPosted by Wrigglesworth » Tue Jun 03, 2014 8:29 pm

There's a Chinese takeaway near me that sells beer. If you ask them nicely they will deliver a crate of lager late on a Saturday night. Winebulance. Not as ground breaking as they thought :beer:
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Re: Dial Wine Wine Wine in an emergency

PostPosted by Making Time » Sat Jun 07, 2014 3:24 am

Where I live, there are liquor stores on nearly every street, not to mention beer sold at every pharmacy, convenience store, and gas station. They'd just look at you funny if you tried to have it delivered. Unless you had no legs.
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Re: Dial Wine Wine Wine in an emergency

PostPosted by oomska » Wed Jun 11, 2014 11:48 am

Making Time wrote: They'd just look at you funny if you tried to have it delivered. Unless you had no legs.

:lol: :lol:
I would like to think that Vivian would have loved this kind of theraputic service towards the end of his life, especially if the Winebulance paramedics could be as ground breaking as to administer the Wine intravenously, also having being fitted with a trachy whatsitsname thingy because of his terminal throat Cancer the phrase "Get it down yer neck" quite literally meant that !!!!




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