No Booze

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No Booze

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Thu May 24, 2007 4:35 am

I have nothing to drink and it's making me very annoyed but I can't express my annoyance properly with anger because of no drink ruining my ability to go on about things. Bah.
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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PostPosted by Parkin » Fri May 25, 2007 3:08 am

I guess it's (or was) time to go to bed then,...
NEVER let it happen again,.!!
Running out of booze exposes your inexperience ,..
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PostPosted by Withwine and I » Fri May 25, 2007 4:09 am

It's not inexperience, it's lack of funds. One day I'm going to buy a drinks cabinet, or at least the contents of one, enough to last for at least two months.

For the moment I'm looking into the properties of butane, since I seem to have a load of cigarette lighters.
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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PostPosted by Parkin » Fri May 25, 2007 4:39 am

you have long hair, that is worth money ,.... SELL IT !!!

p.s, Remember to get a good price,... and wash it before you find a buyer,.. :thumbup: ,..
your hair could be all over London in a week,.. sadly not on your head ,..
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PostPosted by Withwine and I » Sat May 26, 2007 1:05 am

Sell hair? How much does it go for? Not that it matters anyway because it's Friday and money appears on Fridays so I have booze.

What if I just keep the ones that get pulled out? What about beard hair? Does that sell? I'm not so attached to having a long beard since it's more annoying.
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:09 pm

I don't advise selling your hair, man. All hair-traders are in the employment of the government. But if you really need to, I've got an advertising slogan for you:
HERE HAIR HERE.
Right lads!
Pack your bags
And come aboard as we hoist the Black Flag...
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