What the fuck is going on !!
All I wanted was a return ticket to that London !
I guess I'm partially to blame, what with me being old and not liking all this technology.
When I book a ticket i want to talk to a human, i don't want to book it online !!
So, there is actually a phone number to book a ticket,. except it's one of those voice activated ones !! It asks you stuff like departure station, arrival station, times and all that bollox !!
I had to go through it TWICE !! Then you get put through to someone who has such a strong foreign accent that you can't understand them and you constantly have to ask them to repeat it !!
16 FUCKING MINUTES I WAS ON THAT PHONE FOR !!! and I'm still not sure it's right !!
I'll probably end up in France knowing my luck !!
RICHARD BRANSON, YOU NEED WORKING ON BOY !!