Looks a lot like my living room, actually... except my animals are alive. I think the owner looks positively spiffing. As I dress like Withnail or Uncle Monty every day (except the ones I'm wearing my Withnail tee shirts), I can't really fault his style. Looking at these photos, I realize how great all those vegetables actually looked in the place! Carrots add mystery, and cauliflower is more beautiful than the rose.
... followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman, who had red hair and a book of poetry stained with the butter drips from crumpets.