Have I got a rant tonight!

Vent spleen here.

Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:27 pm

But I planned on ranting some more!

Today I'm whining about how Americans are complaining about being laid off work, yet continue to buy stuff made in other countries! DUH! Buy American made products and create jobs here! Refuse to deal with companies that outsource jobs to India and other countries! PAY ATTENTION!

Why doesn't anyone get this? We did manage as a nation to cut back on our gasoline buying, and see? the price of gas went DOWN, BY HALF! What was $4 a gallon is now $2! Now didn't that work well? But NOOOOOOOO! Some dumb asses see something shiny, and they buy it, with no social conscience whatsoever. BUY LOCAL! It's not just for produce any more!

OK, thanks for reading. Back to your mindless internet surfing.
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:42 pm

McFuck wrote:what do you mean, no new posts? where's everyone?? bastards must have died.


Damn it, I tried to think of an appropriate quote, and I missed that one. Well, I'm an idiot.
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:52 pm

you want working on, boy. I suggest you watch W&I again and take notes. :lol:
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:56 pm

How dare you. How dare you doubt my superior knowledge of all things Withnail! You'll go straight to the gas chambers for this one.
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:57 pm

Balls! I'll take two of you and run a mile!
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:57 pm

Right you fucker. I'm going to watch the film again!
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:59 pm

If you went into one of my gas chambers you'd think zyklon B was a birthday present!

Lets see how long we can keep this going using nothing but twisted Withnail quotes.
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Nov 17, 2008 10:59 pm

fucker will rue the day
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:00 pm

ok, but let pour myself a pair of large scotches first.
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:02 pm

OK, get a couple more in. I'm going for a slash.
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:04 pm

I'm going to roll a camberwell carrot and turn up the thermostats, it's like Greenland in here!
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:12 pm

dammit! my script is on my other computer! I'll have to do this from memory! PONCE!
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:16 pm

where'd he go? bastard must have died.
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:17 pm

if he doesn't show up soon I'm going to have to apply for meals on wheels.
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:18 pm

right you fucker! I'm going to have to pull your head off, because I don't like your head.
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