Have I got a rant tonight!

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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:22 pm

Sorry bout the absence. An Irish wanker called me a ponce on the way to the bog so I had to sort the fucker out.
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:23 pm

did you pull his head off?
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:23 pm

AND stuffed it up his arse.
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:25 pm

Excuse me for a mo, I'm being rudely interrupted... I'll be back on in 10 minutes...
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:28 pm

that's some extremely distressing news. what are we going to do about it?
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:35 pm

I'll be back...I'm coming back in here!
Actually I'm already back. But looks like you've gone, you terrible cunt.
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:38 pm

perfumed ponce! I had to get my meals on wheels.
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:41 pm

Don't get uptight with me man. Cos if you do I'll have to give you a dose of medicine.
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:46 pm

FORK IT!

I think I've been in here too long, I feel unusual. I think we should go to googletalk.
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:56 pm

Que? Googletalk? Is that just gmail? Or is there some secret googlish way of communicating I have yet to discover?
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by McFuck » Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:57 pm

Que? Que? have you been at the controls? I just sent you an invite.
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by McFuck » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:01 am

shhhhhh! crooked is in here, he's so mauve, you never know what he's going to do . . .
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:03 am

I'm confused...what invite? I saw the gmail...no sign of any invites. What the fuck are you talking about?
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by McFuck » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:06 am

the sky's beginning to bruise and we may be forced to camp!

are you logged into gmail now?
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Re: Have I got a rant tonight!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:08 am

Yes, and I'm downloading google talk...I hope thats right, or else I'm wasting loads of memory...
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