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PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:34 pm

List your worst movies ever, I'll start with Doomsday, its absolute bollox, a scottish Mad Max rip off with a hint of King Arthur and Gladiator, but some good sound tracks including Godspeed You Black Emperor, if you haven't heard of them check them out,
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PostPosted by crooked » Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:02 am

Gangs of New York. What a load of shite.
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PostPosted by blackpearl_phan » Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:22 am

Stepbrothers or anything with Will Ferrell.
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PostPosted by McFuck » Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:32 am

that utterly boring film that Daniel Day Lewis won an award for but the movie was so tediously boring that I watched it on fast forward. ah - There will be Blood.

what a stupid fucking movie and a giant waste of my time.
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PostPosted by Wrigglesworth » Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:14 pm

The Transporter with that geezer out of Lock, Stock..

I can't believe i even sat through half of that film before switching it off. A steaming pile.
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PostPosted by aleks » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:13 pm

Yep loads of shite out there.
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PostPosted by crooked » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:15 pm

One film that is supposed to be utter dross is Battlefield Earth but I watched it recently and thought it was OK. Not great but worth a watch if you've nothing better.
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PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:36 pm

Jumper... an interesting concept, which should have made a good film sadly turned out to be utter shite.
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PostPosted by McFuck » Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:54 am

haveyougotsoup wrote:Jumper... an interesting concept, which should have made a good film sadly turned out to be utter shite.
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I have to agree with you there, Soup. There were brief moments when it could have got better but it just got sillier. Total waste of an evening. I want my 90 minutes back.
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PostPosted by Withwine and I » Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:50 am

Battlefield Earth is mildly entertaining if you keep thinking about royales with cheese.
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PostPosted by Wrigglesworth » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:55 am

i heard the new Indiana Jones is complete pants so I never even bothered to watch it. I don't want to sully my memories of growing up with cool Indiana Jones films. I really wanted to be in Temple of Doom and to play the part of that Chinese kid, unfortunately i'm not Chinese or even a thespian

It is the most shattering moment in a young man's life when he quite reasonably says to himself ..'I shall never play the Chinese kid in Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom'
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PostPosted by crooked » Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:21 pm

Indiana Jones films are action films for girls. I heard the new one has aliens in it. I am tempted to give it a go but I probably wont.
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PostPosted by hair are your aerials » Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:28 pm

I'm a fan of the Indys. And the new one in my mind was very very poor. i got bored about 30 mins in. Game over.

John Carpenters Ghost Of Mars is def one of the worst decent budget films i've ever seen. weak in every way. And thats coming form a Carpenter fan. How it got 4.7 on IMDB i dont know
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PostPosted by crooked » Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:09 am

I reckon the worst film I've ever seen is probably this.
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PostPosted by hair are your aerials » Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:27 am

Capt. B. Dick: I know you're afraid ArmInAss, but my son- this is just step on the long road to becoming a GayNigger.
Capt. B. Dick: It started when you're father gave birth to you... and who knows, maybe after this mission, you'll get the sign of the brown ring- and can truly call yourself a GayNigger.
Capt. B. Dick: And that's what you've been preparing for since you went to GayAgent School.
ArmInAss: You really think so sir?


Oh dear, i see what you mean...but it did get a decent 6.0 score, 2000+ plus voters!! They must all be on drugs i think
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