WILLIAM AND HARRY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

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Re: WILLIAM AND HARRY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

PostPosted by oomska » Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:09 pm

bastard behind the eyes wrote:
oomska wrote:I have just found out those 2 jolly nice fellows who masquerade as royal (whatever that is ) only managed to raise 1500 pounds each from their little biking adventure, apparently the bill just for the security of these 2 leeches was 30,000 pounds.

Now im no mathmatician.......

APOLGIES TO ANY LEECHES MENTIONED , AS AT LEAST YOU WERE USEFUL DURING THE 17th AND 18th CENTURIES. ALSO APOLOGIES TO ANY PLACEBO LEECHES WHO JUST BIT AND NEVER SUCKED



He's having a go at the leeches now. Tosser


Mr B`stard, if you have nothing constructive or intelligent to say on this matter, please stick to the subjects you are good at, i:e contradicting yourself, in fact im not sure why you are even here as you have made zero contribution to anything Withnail related, which is incidentally why we are here, isnt it?
Did you get lost on the way to another forum? Or are you the "funny" thing that happened on the way to the forum? ( copyright ;- Frankie Howard )
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Re: WILLIAM AND HARRY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:25 pm

A funny thing happened to me on the way to this forum...a deranged semi-human jumped out of a tree and harassed me all the rest of the way here. First he said his name was aleks, then suddenly claimed to be bastard behind the eyes. Then he proceeded to give me a full account of his life story and political beliefs, apparently he's an anarchist Tory and he hates socialists and left-wingers but loves Joe Strummer and The Clash, and he also claims to hate the system, but thinks people who hate the system should "grow up" and get a job. Also, in his opinion people who hate the system love the system, and he's going to destroy the system that he hates (and therefore loves) by arguing in its favour and protecting it from dangerous lefties who want to destroy it and at the same time somehow drive people into it by posting subversive messages on internet forums. By this time I was getting a headache trying to make some sense out of this torrent of absolute twaddle and wildly inaccurate abuse, but fortunately he eventually faded away into nothing, as he had contradicted himself so many times that he completely cancelled himself out and stopped existing. And suddenly, the world seemed a brighter, better place.
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Re: WILLIAM AND HARRY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

PostPosted by oomska » Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:03 pm

May be he should look himself in the mirror and change his name again to " bastard in font of his eyes"
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Re: WILLIAM AND HARRY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

PostPosted by McFuck » Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:02 pm

:D :o :lol: once again we have wandered off topic :thumbup:
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Re: WILLIAM AND HARRY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:57 pm

All the glorious trials of ranting, dear boy...er, girl.
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