WILLIAM AND HARRY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

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WILLIAM AND HARRY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

PostPosted by oomska » Tue Oct 21, 2008 11:36 pm

Them jolly nice boys are doing their bit for "charity" I see, I wonder how much they will raise for "charity" compared with how much it costs to organise their next gut wrenching publicity adventure, lets see now, private air flights to africa, and normal air flights for their slaves, hotels , the servants expenses that they use to wipe their arses, costs of bikes and fuel, security staff , full jamie oliver type chefs to cook and tend to their pampered arses.
I know lets see why the fuck did they not just give the money to the charity from their salaries (which incidentally come from the public purse) in the first place.
Or is it not that the "good publicity" is worth more to them than the monetary value that the charity will benefit from, but we must keep them in the limelight dont forget the royals are doing their bit, I challenge any right minded person to argue against these facts

To SUM UP- Complete royal bullshit just like the so called service that they did in Iraq, I bet the news reporters saw more action than they did
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PostPosted by McFuck » Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:17 am

well said!
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PostPosted by crooked » Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:58 pm

But Wills is so dreamy
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PostPosted by oomska » Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:06 pm

Just got a call off the anti royal watchdog and aparently ive been summoned to some tower or other, not sure why though.
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PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:41 am

don't let them lock the door behind you!
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PostPosted by oomska » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:42 pm

crooked wrote: But Wills is so dreamy



But the poor chap at the young age of 26 is losing his hair, HA, FUCKING, HA
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Re: WILLIAM AND HARRY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

PostPosted by crooked » Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:53 pm

I'm 25 and I'm losing mine so fuck you.
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Re: WILLIAM AND HARRY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

PostPosted by oomska » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:06 pm

ok, now youve made me feel partially to blame for being folical-ist, speaking from a stong position of 967 hairs per square inch and growing.
Will i ever learn? :roll:
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PostPosted by McFuck » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:41 pm

crooked wrote: But Wills is so dreamy


the royals are all useless twats. I say OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! :twisted:
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Re: WILLIAM AND HARRY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:21 pm

There's a lot of people getting bald around here
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Re: WILLIAM AND HARRY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

PostPosted by oomska » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:24 pm

McFuck wrote:
crooked wrote: But Wills is so dreamy


the royals are all useless twats. I say OFF WITH THEIR HEADS! :twisted:


Now thats a refreshing change, an american who hates royal german highnesses inbred arses, mrs mcfuck, how can we make them die? :thumbup: ,
Maybe i just hate them because I would like a butler standing in my alcove with the white gloves and all, well can I have a female one, if there is one, or is it a buttless, but i like butts and if she hasnt got a butt then ill have the cook instead.
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Re: WILLIAM AND HARRY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

PostPosted by McFuck » Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:05 am

oomska wrote:
Now thats a refreshing change, an american who hates royal german highnesses inbred arses, mrs mcfuck, how can we make them die?


I think the question should be "how can we stop them from breeding?"
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Re: WILLIAM AND HARRY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

PostPosted by oomska » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:08 pm

I have just found out those 2 jolly nice fellows who masquerade as royal (whatever that is ) only managed to raise 1500 pounds each from their little biking adventure, apparently the bill just for the security of these 2 leeches was 30,000 pounds.

Now im no mathmatician.......

APOLGIES TO ANY LEECHES MENTIONED , AS AT LEAST YOU WERE USEFUL DURING THE 17th AND 18th CENTURIES. ALSO APOLOGIES TO ANY PLACEBO LEECHES WHO JUST BIT AND NEVER SUCKED

Can i prescribe a course of leeches for their royal hignesses, in the general area of their reproductive organs and maybe we can stop them breeding :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
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PostPosted by McFuck » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:40 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: WILLIAM AND HARRY GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:35 am

oomska wrote:I have just found out those 2 jolly nice fellows who masquerade as royal (whatever that is ) only managed to raise 1500 pounds each from their little biking adventure, apparently the bill just for the security of these 2 leeches was 30,000 pounds.

Now im no mathmatician.......

APOLGIES TO ANY LEECHES MENTIONED , AS AT LEAST YOU WERE USEFUL DURING THE 17th AND 18th CENTURIES. ALSO APOLOGIES TO ANY PLACEBO LEECHES WHO JUST BIT AND NEVER SUCKED

Can i prescribe a course of leeches for their royal hignesses, in the general area of their reproductive organs and maybe we can stop them breeding :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :thumbdown:


He's having a go at the leeches now. Tosser
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