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McCain wins surprise victory

PostPosted by crooked » Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:32 pm

Pundits at home and all around the world were shocked today when the news broke that John McCain had become the 44th President of the United States.


Well I wasn't surprised. Were you?
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PostPosted by Silage Heap » Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:27 pm

The nuclear missiles are armed and ready to launch, and the B-52s are already taxiing down the runways...
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PostPosted by Withwine and I » Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:02 am

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel like a drink.
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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PostPosted by McFuck » Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:06 am

He hasn't won anything YET
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PostPosted by crooked » Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:07 am

Just you wait. When he strikes you wont know what hit you!
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PostPosted by McFuck » Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:12 am

I feel like emigrating.

Also the little sticker they give you to wear right after you vote said I Voted, and under that Yo Vote'. I resent that.
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Re: McCain wins surprise victory

PostPosted by McFuck » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:07 am

I guess by now even the most drunken forum member has noticed that McCain lost. WOOT!
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Re: McCain wins surprise victory

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:33 am

Who's McCain?
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Re: McCain wins surprise victory

PostPosted by crooked » Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:10 am

A BLACK MAN! IN DA WITE HOUSE?????????

P.S. He is clearly just as reptilian as the rest of them:

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Re: McCain wins surprise victory

PostPosted by McFuck » Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:32 am

I suggest we shave his head to see if he has the three 6's
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Re: McCain wins surprise victory

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:06 pm

Well, so far he's promised to support a long term exit strategy from Iraq, plans to send more troops to Afghanistan, has said "we will kill bin Laden and crush Al-Qaeda", pledges "strong support" for Israel and is focusing mainly on getting the economy back on track. Oh, and he supported the multi hundred billion dollar bail out for the banks and insurance companies affected by the financial crisis which they caused. At the expense of the taxpayer.
Sound familiar? Nope, it's "change we can believe in!"
Oh, well. At least the racists are pissed off.
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Re: McCain wins surprise victory

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:48 am

Silage Heap wrote:Well, so far he's promised to support a long term exit strategy from Iraq, plans to send more troops to Afghanistan, has said "we will kill bin Laden and crush Al-Qaeda", pledges "strong support" for Israel and is focusing mainly on getting the economy back on track. Oh, and he supported the multi hundred billion dollar bail out for the banks and insurance companies affected by the financial crisis which they caused. At the expense of the taxpayer.
Sound familiar? Nope, it's "change we can believe in!"
Oh, well. At least the racists are pissed off.


That's gonna give 'em a real chip.
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Re: McCain wins surprise victory

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Mar 16, 2009 3:59 am

McCain was never going to win and it would have made no difference if he had

A segment from Alex Jones' new film "the Obama Deception"
If you're at all interested go to youtube and watch the rest, there's some slightly dodgy bits but too many hard facts to argue with. Obama aint no hero...
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Re: McCain wins surprise victory

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:21 am

what the hell, here's another 2 for those of you who are too lazy/inebriated to go to another site

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Re: McCain wins surprise victory

PostPosted by crooked » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:51 pm

I watched a bit of that the other night. Alex Jones has a good heart but he is a real Texan prick.
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