Silage Heap Has turned into a bit of a cock!!

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Re: Silage Heap Has turned into a bit of a cock!!

PostPosted by bastard behind the eyes » Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:54 am

crooked wrote:The bottom line is that I am the boss and if you don't like the way I run the show you can fuck right off.


boo hoo hoo, waa waa waa. that's not fair, I'm going to throw my dummy away in protest at the unfairness of it all.
Do you mean to say you have spent all your intelligence educating yourself, and endless hours of unpaid work, and struggling against the naysayers, and scraped and saved and borrowed every penny you can to start something that will give employment to others and feed their children, give them a nice environment to work in and keep their self esteem and support the NHS and elderly people etc etc etc. AND you want the right to tell people to fuck off if they are shit?
That's not in the spirit of socialism at all. I, as a worthless scrounging, whinging "employee" demand my God-given Socialist, authoritarian right to control everything everybody else does because a Jew and a German bearded twat told me that as a
worthless scrounging self-emasculated whinger that right will be mine.

Smelt the coffee yet Sileage?
I can't think of any Withnail to add to theis post so I don't get banned from the banned lists just bring on the full on Class War so I can wipe these scum off the face of the earth. Yes it is really true this is whatus ruling class Tories think of people like you. Har Har Har
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Re: Silage Heap Has turned into a bit of a cock!!

PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:08 am

McFuck wrote:
haveyougotsoup wrote:you're just hankering after your long necks in the fridge and your single malt on the bar!
I've been watching you!
Chin Chin Soupy. :beer: :beer:


Have you installed a spy cam in my house? How did you know I have longnecks in the fridge and single malt in the bar? and btw, have you seen my keys?!?! :P


Yes I have, and some of the things I've seen would make your nose bleed.
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Re: Silage Heap Has turned into a bit of a cock!!

PostPosted by McFuck » Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:04 pm

haveyougotsoup wrote:Yes I have, and some of the things I've seen would make your nose bleed.
Chin Chin Soupy.


that wasn't me, that was the cat.
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Re: Silage Heap Has turned into a bit of a cock!!

PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:24 pm

It was definitely some sort of pussy!
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Re: Silage Heap Has turned into a bit of a cock!!

PostPosted by McFuck » Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:00 pm

speaking of pussy, have you seen the smoking beagle lately?
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Re: Silage Heap Has turned into a bit of a cock!!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:46 pm

GET OUT OF MY RANT!
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Re: Silage Heap Has turned into a bit of a cock!!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:55 pm

crooked wrote:You all have to try and understand what it's like for me as admin of this place. When we first started nearly 2 years ago, we all knew each other and so we could insult each other and everyone knew it was a joke. Now things are a bit different because loads of new people have come along.

I don't want to come on really bald or anything but I have to try and keep order. That's why we have a rants section where you can all more or less say what you like about each other. I just don't think it's a very good idea to have arguments all over the forum in every thread. I know that some people are only joking but i think that some people take it more seriously than others.


The bottom line is that I am the boss and if you don't like the way I run the show you can fuck right off.


Ah! I'm glad you're the administrator. I was going to have to have a word with you anyway.
Maybe you should telephone the police and tell them there's a couple of drunks in the withnail forum and you'd like them removed.
And surely you've noticed that bastardbehindtheeyes is the agent provocateur in all these rants? He uses perfectly ordinary withnail-related posts to start spouting right-wing bile and when I am forced to react sits back and laughs as I take all the blame. I remember kids like that in school.
The bottom line is don't get uptight with me man. Cause if you do I'll have to give you a dose of medicine.
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Re: Silage Heap Has turned into a bit of a cock!!

PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:24 pm

McFuck wrote:speaking of pussy, have you seen the smoking beagle lately?


Spoke to him yesterday, meeting him in a few weeks up at Sleddale. You coming?
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Re: Silage Heap Has turned into a bit of a cock!!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:41 pm

Silage Heap wrote:GET OUT OF MY RANT!


^^^^^^^^^^^^ :x :evil: :x
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Re: Silage Heap Has turned into a bit of a cock!!

PostPosted by McFuck » Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:44 am

haveyougotsoup wrote:Spoke to him yesterday, meeting him in a few weeks up at Sleddale. You coming?
Chin Chin Soupy. :shock:


I wish I could accompany you terrible cunts to Crow Crag but it's Thanksgiving in a few weeks, when we celebrate murdering indigenous peoples and stealing their lands. It's the American way, you know!

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Re: Silage Heap Has turned into a bit of a cock!!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:57 am

I would say that that represents a degree of hypocrisy I had hitherto suspected in you, but not noticed due to highly evasive skills.
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Re: Silage Heap Has turned into a bit of a cock!!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:41 pm

Well sod you, I'm going to continue ranting regardless. What about those damn giraffes, huh? Coming over here, taking our jobs, filling our zoos, getting the best leaves from the tops of our trees. About time we closed our borders to these long-necked bastards. And another thing...
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Re: Silage Heap Has turned into a bit of a cock!!

PostPosted by McFuck » Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:45 pm

to continue ranting . . .

Why is Barack Obama considered BLACK? His dad was black and his mom was white. This seems to me to represent a bias in itself. AND he's actually brown in color. So there.
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