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PostPosted by crooked » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:02 pm

Somali pirates have seized a giant Saudi-owned oil tanker in the Indian Ocean and are steering it towards Somalia, the US Navy reports.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7733482.stm
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PostPosted by Silage Heap » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:13 pm

I'd be interested to know how long Orlando Bloom would survive amongst that crew of scurvy dogs.
I propose a new reality show: I'm a ponce, get me out of here!
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PostPosted by McFuck » Wed Nov 19, 2008 12:05 am

shiver me timbers!
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PostPosted by jeff wode » Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:31 pm

the navy was reported to ask why they were heading to somalia.
















the pirates replied,


















cos we just AAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH
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PostPosted by Silage Heap » Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:05 pm

Wow they actually got their ransom money! And then...loads of them died. Oh well. Beats working. Who wants to join my crew? I've got a plank of wood we can set sail on until we can plunder ourselves a destroyer.
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PostPosted by Silage Heap » Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:22 pm

No-one?
Well, thats my career as a Somalian pirate over then...
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PostPosted by Withwine and I » Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:32 pm

Apparently rich Russians are now able to go on a Somali Pirate Hunting Cruise - on a ship loaded with guns. If pirates attack then they can legally retaliate in self-defence, and kill them all.
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

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PostPosted by Lostat » Sat Sep 05, 2009 11:18 pm

Has anyone warned them not to fuck with Davy Jones yet?
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