I'm not doing Christmas!

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Re: I'm not doing Christmas!

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:50 am

It's not even Christmas day yet, and within ten minutes of getting home from work I got to have a massive arguement. My head hurts, and it's probably a good thing that I'm in work tomorrow.

I fucking hate Christmas. Fuck it all.
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Re: I'm not doing Christmas!

PostPosted by crooked » Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:57 am

Just watched Alien 3 while having cider and biscuits. Peace and quiet and my choice of entertainment. :thumbup:
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Re: I'm not doing Christmas!

PostPosted by McFuck » Tue Dec 25, 2012 2:04 am

I arrived safely home finally, first half of my commute was hair-raising due to the fucking snow. Balls. Not your balls, Crooked.
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Re: I'm not doing Christmas!

PostPosted by Bondee » Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:13 pm

Been dozing, eating, generally doing fuck all. I spent part of the day downloading the bonus content from the Blur box set I bought a week or two ago. You can get some amazing download speeds when there's no other bugger online!

If anyone gives a shit, dinner was half a cow's worth of rump steak (medium well), a mountain of sweet potato wedges (baked with olive oil, salt & pepper) and an onion (undrugged).
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Re: I'm not doing Christmas!

PostPosted by McFuck » Wed Dec 26, 2012 8:31 pm

boring Christmas Day, as most everyone was plugged into their favorite electronic device.

fucking snow again today, a lot more than last time. 90 minutes to drive to work. :x
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Re: I'm not doing Christmas!

PostPosted by poppymoon » Sat Dec 29, 2012 1:45 am

Ellietronic wrote:It's not even Christmas day yet, and within ten minutes of getting home from work I got to have a massive arguement. My head hurts, and it's probably a good thing that I'm in work tomorrow.

I fucking hate Christmas. Fuck it all.



Ellie, do you think it would help if you were visited by 3 ghosts, and the last one had a fuck-off size bottle of vodka, a fatty bumbatty and a tin of tuna for your puss? And, possibly, a massive, throbbing erection? (I'm here to help.) xx
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Re: I'm not doing Christmas!

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:36 pm

:lol:

Yes, ghostly visitors would possibly have helped my seasonal spirit, especially if the one with the gifts and massive erection looked like Johnny Depp, right down to the cheek bones and smouldering eyes. Phwoooar. :D

The commercialism part of Christmas is easier to ignore, but the part where everyone is spending time with all the people they love isn't. There are several people I miss a hell of a lot, and it just seems even worse without them around stupid Christmas. One of them was possibly going to come visit, but didn't. Nevermind, I have substituted them with my friend Mr Red Wine, and Mr Ben and Jerrys. :thumbup:
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Re: I'm not doing Christmas!

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:06 pm

Booze! Ice-cream!
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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