Women!

Vent spleen here.

Re: Women!

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:58 pm

McFuck wrote:I also have a difficult time meeting "quality" people, but then I rarely leave home.

All applicants must have a job, car, and a home. Not high standards, but still.....


What under heaven are high standards then? The Koh-I-Noor Diamond, a Jumbo Jet and Buckingham Palace?
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
User avatar
Withwine and I
 
Posts: 1181
Joined: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:54 am
Location: Behind a Glass

Re: Women!

PostPosted by jeff wode » Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:09 am

i thought high standards were, like, flags , but on really really big poles!!!!
"imagine the size of his balls!"
jeff wode
 
Posts: 975
Joined: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:52 pm

Re: Women!

PostPosted by McFuck » Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:35 pm

hehehehe Jeff said 'pole' hehehe now I'm imagining the size of his balls again
Don't attempt anything without the gloves.
User avatar
McFuck
 
Posts: 2994
Joined: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:00 am
Location: America, fuck yeah!

Re: Women!

PostPosted by jeff wode » Wed Jan 28, 2009 11:44 pm

youre drunk!!
"imagine the size of his balls!"
jeff wode
 
Posts: 975
Joined: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:52 pm

Re: Women!

PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:01 am

I assure you I'm not, I'm at work now! But I wish I was drunk :wine:
Don't attempt anything without the gloves.
User avatar
McFuck
 
Posts: 2994
Joined: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:00 am
Location: America, fuck yeah!

Re: Women!

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:51 am

I want a woman, and a drink.
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
User avatar
Withwine and I
 
Posts: 1181
Joined: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:54 am
Location: Behind a Glass

Re: Women!

PostPosted by withnallstoke » Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:18 pm

Dear Mr Knee. I am a complete twat and am sick of beating the fairer sex off with a shitty stick. Whilst I would like to help you, and give you advice on how to become a complete twat, I am way to busy indulging in the afforementioned past-time. For a few quid however .................... :)
withnallstoke
 

Re: Women!

PostPosted by jeff wode » Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:24 am

McFuck wrote:I assure you I'm not, I'm at work now! But I wish I was drunk :wine:



youre supposed to assure me that youve only had a few ales!! :D
"imagine the size of his balls!"
jeff wode
 
Posts: 975
Joined: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:52 pm

Re: Women!

PostPosted by McFuck » Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:40 am

no ales allowed at work :thumbdown: :beer:
Don't attempt anything without the gloves.
User avatar
McFuck
 
Posts: 2994
Joined: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:00 am
Location: America, fuck yeah!

Re: Women!

PostPosted by BERGERAC » Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:51 am

Possibly the best thing God ever made........women....not sure if Withnail and Marwood ever discovered this though!?
If I see that silage heap hanging around up here.....
BERGERAC
 
Posts: 27
Joined: Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:30 am

Re: Women!

PostPosted by Wrigglesworth » Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:19 am

the most fucked up thing in the universe women.

can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em
User avatar
Wrigglesworth
 
Posts: 330
Joined: Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:49 pm
Location: Preston

Re: Women!

PostPosted by Wrigglesworth » Thu Feb 05, 2009 7:57 pm

women must be some kind of alien species cos they're definitely not human :beer:
User avatar
Wrigglesworth
 
Posts: 330
Joined: Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:49 pm
Location: Preston

Re: Women!

PostPosted by jeff wode » Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:25 pm

and so endeth the gospel according to the single man!!

personally, i love women. almost all my closest mates are women. i just get on with lasses. ive no problem understanding females at all. its the strange actions of many members of my own gender that often baffle me though!!
"imagine the size of his balls!"
jeff wode
 
Posts: 975
Joined: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:52 pm

Re: Women!

PostPosted by McFuck » Sat Feb 07, 2009 2:11 am

jeff wode must be in touch with his inner woman! :lol:
Don't attempt anything without the gloves.
User avatar
McFuck
 
Posts: 2994
Joined: Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:00 am
Location: America, fuck yeah!

Re: Women!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:04 pm

Just bi. :lol:
Right lads!
Pack your bags
And come aboard as we hoist the Black Flag...
User avatar
Silage Heap
 
Posts: 530
Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:05 am
Location: Wonko's Asylum

PreviousNext

Return to Rants

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests


Style by Gokinstudio | Free forum hosting by ProphpBB | Software by phpBB | Report Abuse | Privacy
cron